Plane landing at Heathrow dumps all its poo over guy sat in his garden!!

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The Poo dumping happened last July as the plane was getting ready to land...A spokesman said planes usually wait until they have landed before dumping but other reports had come in when waste sometimes get dumped before they land...The local Liberal Democrat Counsellor Karen Davies said the episode was awful but had happened before when frozen waste was dumped before landing ..

It was also reported the owners of the aeroplane said they will not be charging the unfortunate guy for fertilising his garden and offered to give him a free ticket for a special flight..,The guy responded by saying his father told him of his adventures during World War 2 when he was a bomb aimer in a Wellington Bomber, and took great pleasure in making sure the waste from the on board toilets went into the bomb bay prior to opening it...His father allegedly said "Karma" was laid upon his son instead of himself ...

P.S. In 1973 i bought a brand new "Surplus" Wellington Bomber toilet for £1:50 to use in my old caravan, which was a wooden toilet seat stuck on top of a metal bin...It served its purpose ..

 

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This was a mistake it was meant for Boris Johnson.

 

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This was a mistake it was meant for Boris Johnson.

Nah, Keir Starmer and that Angela Raynor...With those two at the helm of the Labour Party, the Tories will be in government for another 5 years at least ..