Taykair's Dark Secret... REVEALED!

taykair

taykair

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I may as well come clean about it. I am really from the year 1959 ('58 if you count the nine months I spent in solitary confinement prior to my journey), and have been traveling forward in time (at the rate of one second per second) ever since. I arrived at this point in space-time via a mechanism called Light Inference Field Emulation (LIFE, for short). Those of you who don't have a LIFE should really think about getting one. It's a neat little thing. Really.

Unlike the hoaxers and frauds who usually show up here, I have actual evidence for my claims. Subject me to any test you please. Ask me any questions about my timeline and methodology, and you will come to the inescapable conclusion that I am indeed a jacka... er... time traveler.

Man! I feel so much better, now that the truth is finally out.
 
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Cirrus

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taykair said:
I arrived at this point in space-time via a mechanism called Light Inference Field Emulation (LIFE, for short).
Click to expand...

So you're saying the universe is just a hollogram and we're all in the Matrix. Carry on.
 


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