The 40+ Club

PaulaJedi

Survivor
Zenith
Messages
8,706
Here's a place to complain about our age!

I used to be sharp as a whip, or is it wip? I never misspelled anything. Now, I'm looking words up.
I go to the cupboard and forget what I'm looking for and just give up. Introductions --- your name will go into one ear and out the other and I will later be asking you what it is again. Sometimes I think I just have a brain tumor or something. *LOL* OK, that's not funny.

Any other complaints? (Not about me, about you).
 

Wind7

Moderator
Staff
Messages
8,432
I am absolutely horrible with names. Just as soon as they tell me the subject changes and then, (poof!) gone!

I was a performing musician from ages 11 to 45 (drums and sometimes bass gtr)..my hearing certainly isn't what it used to be...

:oops:
 

Itheblaze

Active Member
Messages
544
You know you're getting old when....
1) You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2) You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
3) You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation.
4) You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
5) Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
6) You only own cactus now, after the failed attempts to remember to water the roses.
7) You only own goldfish now. Poor, sad, dehydrated Mr. Kibbles. May he RIP.
 

Wind7

Moderator
Staff
Messages
8,432
You know you're getting old when....
1) You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2) You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
3) You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation.
4) You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
5) Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
6) You only own cactus now, after the failed attempts to remember to water the roses.
7) You only own goldfish now. Poor, sad, dehydrated Mr. Kibbles. May he RIP.

Number 5...most definitely!

Well...sort of..
Lol!
 

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