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Some of my favorite xkcd comics.


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Are the comics there or have they disappeared? I see the blank thumbnail boxes but I don't see the pictures...I used imageshack so they should still be there...

I cleared my browser history and they are back...
 

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Some anagrams.

DORMITORY- DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER -MOON STARER
THE EYES -THEY SEE
THE MORSE CODE- HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES- CASH LOST IN ME
GEORGE BUSH- HE BUGS GORE
ANIMOSITY -IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS- LIES -- LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS -ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT- I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO -TWELVE PLUS ONE
PRESBYTERIAN -BEST IN PRAYER
FUNDAMENTALIST- INFLAMED TAUNTS
RELIGIONISTS -LEG IRONS IT IS!
 
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The sheep from hell. The time has come, prepare !


Funny, the other sheeps don't like it !
 
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went to the store and at the check out was ask do you need a sack for those items
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no I got one old bag at home don't need any more
 
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Yep KC, sad but true. Same for me, exept I don't say I have old ones at home ! lol

I found this one last week.
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity :)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
 

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