Officer Jones, " Son......, I am about to retire after 45 years as a peace officer and this is my last call of duty.
I will never....Ever forget this day when, I stopped a grown man dressed in a gorilla suit who's bouncing
around all over creation........on a frickin' Pogo Stick!!!"
Me, "Wow man you're like......Freddie Kruger's older brother rockin' Ray-Bans!"
He was about to write me up for public nuisance but then, he settled for a Selfie.
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