Time Travel Humor


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HDRKID

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Why did John Titor toss me a clock?
He wanted to pass some TIME.


John Titor calls Walmart up.

Hey, do you guys carry grandfather clocks?

Ah, yes we do.

Heavy, aren't they?

 

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I heard a very funny time-travel joke tomorrow...

The past the present and the future walked into a bar...things got tense..

I used to be addicted to time-travel, but thats all in the past now..

I met a very old friend of mine at the time-travel club, we go back years..
 

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The past the present and the future walked into a bar, the bartender said things have got tense...

I heard a funny time-travel joke tomorrow..

The bar tender said we dont serve time-travellers here..A time-traveller walked into a bar..;)
 

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I made up a few jokes, sorta silly but hey that's me.

I was at a carnival and I seen a sign that said "I will read the future, If I'm wrong you get your money back". So I went into the tent where a woman was sitting there with a glass bowl in front of her and she said " FEED THE BOWL TO KNOW YOUR FUTURE" so I put $20 bucks in the bowl and she started telling me some BS , then I got up and took my $20 back and she said "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" so I said " IF YOU WERE REAL, YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN BEFORE HAND THAT I WAS GOING TO TAKE MY MONEY BACK" LOL silly but funny