Very crazy idea

TimeWizardCosmo

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When two or more chronons are within a particular proximity to a geological vortex, it can create turbulence in the space-time continuum that seeds a wormhole through the quantum frenulum. A crystalline structure with suitable spiritual density (such as rose quartz or a Prince cassette) may provide the ability to focus the disturbance using complex devices such as an HDR unit or guitar amps.

A helmet lined with heat tape must be worn at all times, as the temperatures created while breaching the quantum frenulum can exceed 9 or 10 gorillion. Daring experimenters may try to endure these extremes without taking necessary precautions, but understand that this introduces a 10 in 3 chance that your final destination may be permanent.

Bringing objects back with you may be achieved by inserting the item into a latex balloon which also contains argon and wasabi. Rectal tearing may occur if the argon content isn't right or the wasabi isn't fresh enough.
 

steven chiverton

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cosmo he went outside to the area the hole was showing then after he spoke the hole in the house shut down or closed as if he knew it would when there was really know way of knowing i think he raised his hand like he was signaling someone else to shut it off for him or the thing was a cleverly put together con, if kts not on this video its one one of his other ones
 

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