What if the main problem with everything

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is that everyone beetchez a lot, when all they need is cake

 

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The beetchez beetched their way into Central Europe where they beetched to get people the secret cake recipe.
But it was held captive by the KGB and now the same people want more cake. To get more cake they need
to beetch it up.

So they did

They beetched.

The code to the cake recipe can be heard if you play Even it up by Heart backwards.

Eventually instead of "even it up" it starts to sound like
"Beetching it up'

 

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Alex Jones was a cake-keeper for the Illuminated and this is the price he paid:

 

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Cake doesn't usually look THIS tasty.
So it's a conspiracy and I traced it to Rome because why not?

 

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Post other pictures of cake here peeps that look too good to not be a conspiracy by the Illuminati

 

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German Cakes and Conspiracy Theories

Everyone likes sweets, and everyone likes a good conspiracy theory. Find out why two famous German Cakes ended up so similar but with different names.

www.ottsworld.com

What's IKEA Hiding Within the Layers of Its 'Chocolate Conspiracy Cake'?

A short, manic journey into the Swedish furniture giant’s most mysterious dessert.

www.vice.com

Lori Falce: Is it a conspiracy theory?

Is it cake? It’s a phenomenon taking over the internet. Look at this video showing a book or suitcase or can of baked beans. But wait, what’s happening? Someone produces a knife and cuts it in half. That simple household object turns out to be chocolate and buttercream and fondant.

triblive.com

 

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The secret cake is the key to bringing peace and prosperity to Earth but a shadowy group within a
7-Eleven somewhere in these United States is holding it captive.