What's the quickest way I can get abducted?

SomethingCursed

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It's simple.

1. Move to North Korea

2. Shout obscenities at the statue of Kim il Sung

3. Punch a NK cop lady while shouting "Capitalism will make Communism its' bey-otch"

4. Spit on picture of Dear Leader

5. Get arrested and carted off to a labor camp, or even get disappeared

6. Profit???

Datshowyougetabducted.jpeg
 

Classicalfan626

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It's simple.

1. Move to North Korea

2. Shout obscenities at the statue of Kim il Sung

3. Punch a NK cop lady while shouting "Capitalism will make Communism its' bey-otch"

4. Spit on picture of Dear Leader

5. Get arrested and carted off to a labor camp, or even get disappeared

6. Profit???

Datshowyougetabducted.jpeg
That's a joke, right?
 

SomethingCursed

Junior Member
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It's simple.

1. Move to North Korea

2. Shout obscenities at the statue of Kim il Sung

3. Punch a NK cop lady while shouting "Capitalism will make Communism its' bey-otch"

4. Spit on picture of Dear Leader

5. Get arrested and carted off to a labor camp, or even get disappeared

6. Profit???

Datshowyougetabducted.jpeg
That's a joke, right?

Do you... want, it to be a joke?

Flights to NK aren't exactly high priced. OP wanted to get abducted, depending on his preference I mean.. I believe I helped him out all right!
 

Classicalfan626

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It's simple.

1. Move to North Korea

2. Shout obscenities at the statue of Kim il Sung

3. Punch a NK cop lady while shouting "Capitalism will make Communism its' bey-otch"

4. Spit on picture of Dear Leader

5. Get arrested and carted off to a labor camp, or even get disappeared

6. Profit???

Datshowyougetabducted.jpeg
That's a joke, right?

Do you... want, it to be a joke?

Flights to NK aren't exactly high priced. OP wanted to get abducted, depending on his preference I mean.. I believe I helped him out all right!
I think he means by aliens or a UFO. What does North Korea have to do with that?
 

SomethingCursed

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Classicalfan626

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SomethingCursed

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I think he means by aliens or a UFO. What does North Korea have to do with that?

You aren't too great at reading sarcasm, are you?
Maybe not. I have Asperger's, and I often take things literally.

Haha

"why you feelin so blue?"

"what? I'm not blue, I took a shower... and was that a dig at my ethnicity. I'll have you know i'm XYZ! not blue, why would you say that. That's rude mate."

Ehh, no harm, no foul. Should've used this "/s", sarcasm is hard to detect on teh Interwebz xD

My fault amigo!
 

Justine

New Member
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I really don't mind if they do tests on me or talk to me or at least drop down for some milk and cookies but does anyone have any idea on how I'd accomplish this?
They don't want your biological resources but If you want their attention fast you need to become a threat to their agenda.
 

Dreamwarrior

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I been fantasing about getting abducted by two or more females to take me back to their planet and allow me to impregnate their entire population of females for years but I have facial defornaties and spend my life in a mask that's why I won't reveal my face in here ,so resort to my pillow I named Elizabeth
 

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