Dismiss Notice
Carl Miller

Useful Profile Links:

Last Activity:
Jan 18, 2017 at 4:09 PM
Joined:
Feb 27, 2014
Messages:
571
Likes Received:
507
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Jan 8, 1959 (Age: 58)
Location:
the midst of nowhere to somewhere
Occupation:
lazy man

Carl Miller

Senior Member, Male, 58, from the midst of nowhere to somewhere

@TnWatchdog -"If he bites you, don't bite him back"- Advice by K-9 guru. Jan 18, 2017 at 3:50 PM

Carl Miller was last seen:
Jan 18, 2017 at 4:09 PM
    1. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      @TnWatchdog -"If he bites you, don't bite him back"- Advice by K-9 guru.
    2. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      i came to the conclusion that I AM A HYBRID.MY name is unpronounceable. But u can call me Carl or Whatever.Lol!
      1. TnWatchdog and TimeFlipper like this.
    3. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      An ugly lady kept on scolding a drunk man= 'Good for nothing,xz.etc !' 'Tomorrow i will return to normal,but you'll remain ugly' replied him
      1. TimeFlipper and TnWatchdog like this.
    4. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      'Never trust someone above his or her thirties', hippies used to say. Now I wonder....'Hum, Why should we only trust Young people?'
      1. Classicalfan626 and TnWatchdog like this.
      2. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        Yeah, I remember...never trust the establishment or cut your hair and get a job. At that time I thought anyone over 30 couldn't be trusted as I went back to partying. lol
        Jan 8, 2017
        Carl Miller likes this.
    5. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Advice to my creditors= As a debtor I will only pay all my IOUs 'Next Year'. Till then, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
    6. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      The name 'Snowden' was scrutinized by agents. Someone had mentioned= 'So, we meet after the snow, then'. We are getting paranoid!
      1. Wind7 likes this.
      2. Wind7
        Wind7
        Hadn't thought of that when I mentioned being "snowed in" the other day...lol! Time to dye my hair purple and move to California. ;)
        Dec 18, 2016
        Carl Miller likes this.
      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        i was inspired by you mentioning =snow=
        Dec 19, 2016
        Wind7 likes this.
    7. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Instead of 'What time is it, please?', a Foreigner asked the passer by= 'Do you have the time?' The Time traveler replied= YES TIME IS MINE
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Wind7
        Wind7
        Laughing the foreigner asked, "no no no..what is your watch telling you?!"
        The time traveller puts his watch to his ear and with a shocked on his face he replied,
        "it's telling me that I need a new watch, this old one has a case of ticks!"
        The foreigner looks him in the eye and says,
        " you're bleedin' warped, mate!"

        The time traveller replies, " well, ' let's do the Time Warp again'..."
        (Rocky Horror Picture show)
        Dec 8, 2016
        Carl Miller and TimeFlipper like this.
      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        uggh :)
        Dec 9, 2016
        Carl Miller and Wind7 like this.
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        The Foreigner tried to clarify adding = 'I am glad I am talking to a philosopher. I acknowledge the fact that consciousness is timeless'
        The time traveller comments= 'Oh, the smoke from the Time Warp. My eyes are smarting'
        The Foreigner makes his stand= 'Let's smoke some more then, and stop talking' ...
        Dec 9, 2016
        Wind7 and TimeFlipper like this.
    8. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      After finding a fly in my soup I reported to the waiter. He silently took away the plate to come back 5 min later with a plate full of flies
      1. TnWatchdog and Wind7 like this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Wind7
        Wind7
        I've seen the adverts for that particular restaurant, they've been causing quite a buzz. :D
        Sep 30, 2016
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Another version=
        How dare you bring a soup contaminated by one swimming fly?-
        I beg your pardon, Sir. Replied the Waiter humbly. Gonna tell the Cook.
        3 min later there came the goofie Waiter with a plate filled with dead flies.
        'Now i think that will do, Sir. i killed them all to suit your taste. The Cook sends his best wishes filling your plate with all of them to the brim'
        Sep 30, 2016
      5. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Carl keep on trying with the fly in the soup and maybe the fly will eventually drink all of the soup helped by his fly friends ;)
        Sep 30, 2016
        Carl Miller likes this.
    9. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Karma Law- action and reaction -cause and effect. Those accusing our late president Dilma were found to have also cheated. No one is a saint
      1. TnWatchdog likes this.
      2. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        I don't think it matters what country you are from...politicians are bunch of liars and cheaters. This is caused from working with other people's money, not their own.
        Sep 13, 2016
        Carl Miller likes this.
    10. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      One sided negative nihilist debunking websites definitely do not rock. Think outside the box. Come to Paranormalis that rocks! Wow!
      1. TimeFlipper likes this.
  • Loading...
  • Loading...
  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jan 8, 1959 (Age: 58)
    Location:
    the midst of nowhere to somewhere
    Occupation:
    lazy man
    Since no one will ever read this, well...let s say i am a hoaxer. i make up stories to deceive myself. As i live in South America i live on bananas in the jungle. i only have access to computers when i go to the nearest village. i am illiterate and i like to be snobbed by internet trolls. i hope no one believes in me, better this way, i am afraid i can be famous and ended up dead like so many others. Do not mind me, go ahead and have fun.
    I have nothing more to say cause the media had already taught all of you what Latin people are. Hollywood has painted us as inferior kind of people. So i clap hands to all of you.