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Care Bears would make great server administrators.

Searched for matresses in an online furniture store and checked the "washable" filter. Got zero results because they rather sell a new mattress for outrageous prices each time it gets dirty.

My solarpanels did not shake a millimeter during the recent storm. The thick logs and aerodynamic placement kept them steady.

Spiderman Miles Moralez on Playstation 5 looks better than the movie Spiderman No Way Home, but only because the movie was poorly rendered with low-polygon models (without detail tesselation) in scenes that did not even need computer graphics to begin with.

Won damages from a former employer recently, but after all the extra taxes and retroactive unemployment paybacks were done, I was left with only 1% of the amount that was paid out to me. Our justice system is a joke when it comes to protecting people with disabilities.

When all you have is a hammer, grow a mohawk.

Now that Paris banned rental e-scooters, students wanting to keep their greenwashed lifestyle have to buy a new scooter each time they throw it in the river.

Bought 6 lightbulbs and a teamaker, which was split into one package per item, so that they could "send things as quickly as possible". The 40% discount was a hoax, so I had to pay full price and a hidden fee. 5 of the bulbs never arrived and the teamaker was not up to spec electrically. Had to walk kilometers three times, just to get one lightbulb out of it. Never again will I buy electronics from an online clothing store.

Tried DuckDuckGo's mobile application tracker blocker. Basically every application on my Android device is illegally selling my information to foreign convicted criminals in violation of GDPR, even the ones from government owned railway companies. Over 2500 tracking attempts per hour, almost once per second.

Not sure if Lucy Letby is pro death or anti choice, when doing abortions without parents' consent after birth. Acts of mercy against suffering?