5 Conspiracy Theories So Stupid They're Genius

[Poison Pen]

The X-Files ruined an entire generation: they made us think conspiracy theorists are sexy, tormented truth crusaders, as opposed to bored message board dwellers with cartoon pony avatars. Fortunately, every once in a while they'll come up with a theory so perfectly stupid that we just have to drop whatever we're doing and tell you about it. Here are five recent paranoid fantasies that would make Fox Mulder laugh his ass off while slowly backing away from whoever spouted them.

5 Conspiracy Theories So Stupid They're Genius | Cracked.com

 

[TnWatchdog]

I like the one where Danny DeVito is the antichrist...I won't be able to sleep tonight just thinking about it...very scary.
The one where Iphones cause Ebola reminds me of my daughter saying she is reading a Steven King novel, Cell. This is where phone signals turn people into mindless, vicious animals, which I think is happening now. lol

 

[Poison Pen]

This is what happens when folks have to much time on their hands. The Danny Devito anti christ ploy was my favorite as well.