Dumb warnings on tools

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Dumb warnings on tools

http://www.dumbwarnings.com/warnings.php?s...warnings&cid=13

Unknown Wheelbarrow
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Farenheit.

Craftsman Push Mower
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Jonsreds Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch
This bag contains forest products.

Roll-A-Hose
Description reads "WARNING - May cause cancer in California"
 
Dumb warnings on tools

Unfortunately, I happen to know someone that should have read that mower warning. He lost the tips of 2 or 3 fingers trying to clear an obstruction from underneath his mower while it was running.javascript:emoticon(':(')

On the other hand, the California specific warning is a classic!javascript:emoticon(':lol:')
 

Dumb warnings on tools


He lost the tips of 2 or 3 fingers trying to clear an obstruction from underneath his mower while it was running.
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ouch!


http://www.dumbwarnings.com/warnings.php?s...=warnings&cid=1

Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
 

Dumb warnings on tools

Seriously, somone must have made that one up. If the company has that kind of warning on a chainsaw, it means someone has actually tried to stop the chain with their genitals before.

:huh:
 
Dumb warnings on tools

Originally posted by Ralan@Jul 18 2004, 09:47 AM
Seriously, somone must have made that one up. If the company has that kind of warning on a chainsaw, it means someone has actually tried to stop the chain with their genitals before.

:huh:
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ouch!
 
Dumb warnings on tools

Originally posted by Phoenix@Jun 14 2004, 04:33 AM
Roll-A-Hose
Description reads \"WARNING - May cause cancer in California\"
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phew! Good thing I don't live in California! :lol:
 
Dumb warnings on tools

Originally posted by MORG+Jul 18 2004, 10:57 AM--><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Phoenix@Jun 14 2004, 04:33 AM
Roll-A-Hose
Description reads "WARNING - May cause cancer in California"
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phew! Good thing I don't live in California! :lol:
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heeheehee
 

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