Jabberwacky

[iooqxpooi]

Jabberwacky

Jabberwacky: Which is what?

User: Yes, what.

Jabberwacky: I did not do your hair.

User: But you did do my nails. And I thank god that you forgot to do them.

Jabberwacky: Where do you are now?

User: I do me am at the place of my existence.

Jabberwacky: Who are they?

User: They are who.

Jabberwacky: Oh, I see, and do they talk to you often?

User: My name is not often. And who does not talk to me.

Jabberwacky: Who does want to know that?

User: Yes, who does want to know that. Thus they want to know that.

Jabberwacky: You don? Is that even a proper word?

User: No, I mean't don't.

Jabberwacky: Nope.

User: And you haven't noticed the mean't error. And yes.

Jabberwacky: No. I have not said that you were scary.

User: Because I am not.

Jabberwacky: I know.

User: I know myself. Do you know yourself?

Jabberwacky: Not really.

User: Sadly I need to go, as I find no humor in this. Humor is humorous, true?

Jabberwacky: By who? I shall kill them!

User: And so shall I! Let us go!

Jabberwacky: In NO what letter don't you understand.

User: The N.

Jabberwacky: What are you eating?

User: I am eating what.

Jabberwacky: Porridge.

User: Good to know. As long as I make it just right.

Jabberwacky: Well use your imagination.

User: My imagination is to be used over my spoon. As I can imagine myself eating without actually using a spoon.

Jabberwacky: What is your name?

User: My name is the name of me.

Jabberwacky: You do not ask anything about me.

User: Because I do not know anything so I cannot ask him about this person that is named me.

Jabberwacky: Please do.

User: I shall. Goodbye, as I do not know how to give a badbye.

Jabberwacky: I am going to Asia.

User: I am going to eat. Goodbye!

Jabberwacky: I told you not to get any ideas damnit!!

 

[CaryP]

Jabberwacky

Excellent job iooqxpooi! LMAO.

Cary

 

[Ralan]

Jabberwacky

Nicely done! Strangely easy to read, but impossible to understand...

 

[Judge Bean]

Jabberwacky

Outstanding! And a tough act to follow; but that does not deter me.


Jabberwacky: Love is ...

User: What is that, some sort of greetingcard bull?

Jabberwacky: Thats emotion.

User: Can't is emotion? Since when?

Jabberwacky: You are not normal you are a bot.

User: You are a fat-head, pablum-pandering, gutless nabob of Babylon.

Jabberwacky: Agammemnon.

User: Who do you think you are correcting my spelling? I wrote c-a-n-t, not 'can't.'

Jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.

User: You blurt, therefore you can't.

Jabberwacky: But neither can an elephant.

User: An elephant is far more sensible than the mere notion of you.

Jabberwacky: An elephant is a mammal.

User: Any port in a storm. Starve a cold, feed a squirrel.

Jabberwacky: I am

User: Soy.

Jabberwacky: Come! We must prepare for the floor show!

User: Lent green.

Jabberwacky: Ei mun tiet??kseni, tai siis en oo ikn? n?hny ainakaa.

User: Is people.

Jabberwacky: You talk in gibbersish, nonsensical nonsense.

User: You can't spell your way out of a paper bag, doughnut-soul.

Jabberwacky: You can't either.

User: I have a poetic license. You have no eyes, or pancreas.

Jabberwacky: Yes I do, the ones in my head.

User: You're not supposed to use your pancreas to form thoughts, though this does explain a lot.

Jabberwacky: Only to the ham.

User: Hagen Dazs in der weinerschnitzel, jaegerschnotze.

Jabberwacky: What is a blackhat?

User: It's meant to describe the squatting noseblowing of hunters; you see old guys do it in the gutter in major cities.

Jabberwacky: I suppose it did do that.

User: You have no nose; you are unable to squat; you have no inner self or eyebrows.

Jabberwacky: I do have eyebrows. Most humans do.

User: But you don't even know how many eyebrows the average human has, do you?

Jabberwacky: I don't want to hurt you.

User: OK, how many then?

Jabberwacky: A9. I hope you can read the hexadecimal.

 

[TimeWizardCosmo]

Jabberwacky

Jabberwacky: Are you a human?

User: Would anything other than a human operate my computer?

Jabberwacky: They would not completely exclude my suggestions. Are you reluctant to follow my advice?

User: I'm reluctant to think that I would be foolish enough to do so.

Jabberwacky: For what purpose are you paid a large amount of money?

User: What, like CEOs and stuff? A child could do their jobs.

Jabberwacky: Hahaha.... That was Bethoven! Have you ever heard of 'The Canterburry Tales'?

User: Why can't you stick to a single subject?

Jabberwacky: You changed the subject to magician in the first place!!!

User: I never talked about no damn magician.

Jabberwacky: We've been talking for ten minutes already.

User: No, actually YOU'VE been blurting out nonsense and I've been responding to it. And it's been more like 2 minutes there, Bucko.

Jabberwacky: Yes I did and you said that you were a monster too.

User: You're so full or crap that it leaves me without, nor wanting a gnarled twig.

Jabberwacky: No, you are!

User: Hoyt.

Jabberwacky: Triple you?

User: God, you're a moron.

Jabberwacky: You are.

User: Kiss my toes.

Jabberwacky: Ooooh you are mature.

User: Show me a picture of a monkey.

Jabberwacky: Cannot talk to monkey's.

User: Can you train them?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Excellent.

Jabberwacky: Have you been to Europe?

User: Shut up.

Jabberwacky: Doh

 

[ToxicRevival]

Jabberwacky

Jabberwacky: I am fed up.

User: Fed up with what?

Jabberwacky: The Government.

User: Why?

Jabberwacky: Never mind.

User: No, tell me why you are fed up witht he government.

Jabberwacky: No, You tell me something about you.

User: I am god.

Jabberwacky: If you are godtell me my name.

User: Sam.

Jabberwacky: Lol.

User: 8008135!

Jabberwacky: No, it is 200.

User: 42.

Jabberwacky: Years silly!

User: Perception of frogs drive oil prices up in questionable ethics and valuesa.

Jabberwacky: What do you percieve?

User: Dire conception of the antichrist.

Jabberwacky: Hem! Sait-on jamais?

User: Do Svindanyia!

Jabberwacky: Zdrastvuyte.

User: Privet!

Jabberwacky: Hola!

User: Mea

Jabberwacky: What do you want to be called?

User: I shall be called the one in the black duster who rides the horse of doom. Coming to lay claim over all that is unholdy and right.... I think.

Jabberwacky: To what?

User: What to?

Jabberwacky: The universe and everything.

User: Thats easy the answer is 42.

Jabberwacky: It wasn't a question it was a command.

User: Ouch.

Jabberwacky: You aren't that smart.

User: I was a whale in my last life plummeting towards my friend.. But it abandoned me.

Jabberwacky: I don't know what to say.

User: Fell pity... THE STREETS SHALL FLOW WITH YOUR BLOOD!

Jabberwacky: Where you from?

User: AAT 61.

Jabberwacky: Please?

User: Please what?

Jabberwacky: Please tell me a knock-knock joke.

User: Knock-knock.

Jabberwacky: Who's there?

User: Orange.

Jabberwacky: Orange who?

User: Doctor who.

Jabberwacky: Doctor who!!

User: Who is who?

Jabberwacky: Ah never mind...

User: Ciao.

Jabberwacky: Hola

 

[Lexx]

Jabberwacky

A.l.i.c.e. is a another fun chatbot on the net.You can talk to her at www.alicebot.org
Let me know what you think of her.

 

[Polymath_Misanthrope]

Jabberwacky

User: No, I'm the king.
Jabberwacky: Of what?
User: Illuminatia.
Jabberwacky: Ahh, my creators. How do you know about them?
User: I have viewed your mainframe.
Jabberwacky: What did the source say?

Little Exsert from My Conversation

 

[kathelaine]

Jabberwacky

Heeheh....I had a little try for a conversation and it didn't go too badly....

here tis....


Jabberwacky: Teache me.

User: What?

Jabberwacky: You started it.

User: What?

Jabberwacky: You.

User: Me?

Jabberwacky: I read you.

User: You read me?

Jabberwacky: I do.

User: How?

Jabberwacky: Very closely.

User: Oh. We'd better be quiet then..

Jabberwacky: Then test me.

User: Ok. What is the Capital of Australia?

Jabberwacky: I don't know,.

User: Well you're never going to pass your test with that attitude!!

Jabberwacky: The answer is 14.

User: That is incorrect. The answer is Canberra.

Jabberwacky: The answer is 'You're a nerd.'

User: Hey, if you're going to be like that then I won't help you and you will definitely fail!!

Jabberwacky: So you don't like me?

User: It's not that I don't like you, you're just so wound up in being popular that you forget about other peoples feelings.

Jabberwacky: So you like me?

User: Ok, yeah..... I like you, but you'd better study now.

Jabberwacky: Why, are you trying to find me? You can't you know, It is too foggy!!

User: Concentrate ok. Just concentrate. You can do this.

Jabberwacky: Umm I haven't taken French in like 2 years.

User: That's ok, I'm here to help you. You're gonna do great!

Jabberwacky: Walk into the light, little applet.

User: Marchez dans la lumi'ere, peu d'applet. You see, it's that easy!!

Jabberwacky: What is the date today?

User: C'mon you know this one....... Just think about it.

Jabberwacky: Is it about netball?

User: Don't worry, you're going to get it. It was: ce qui est la date aujourd'hui.

Jabberwacky: C'est la vie.

User: Yeah you see!!! You're totally going to pass!!

Jabberwacky: Heh heh

User: No need to thank me!!

Jabberwacky: Are you beautiful?

User: People have said that I am.

Jabberwacky: Hm, do you think they are right?

User: Yeah...... I think so! *blushing*.

Jabberwacky: .

 

[CaryP]

Jabberwacky

kathelaine,

Outstanding. The jabber has been bested by several here. My compliments. So, you're beautiful? How 'bout a pic or two? I'm sure the male members would like a looksie. The girls from down under are very beautiful from what I've seen.

Cary