Forum Game Talk in questions.

Grayson

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Talk in questions.

If you, as an Arch-Velcron where in a field of sheep, wouldn't that be a problem?

Would we then be required to knit you to freedom?

Would you look like a giant ball of belly-button fluff?

Would that not put your religiously fanatical Velcronies off being Velcronian?

With no Velcronies to Velcronate at, would your Church not collapse around your ears?

Or, is that what the Velcro is for, to keep you all together?

Do you have some Velcronies with the fluffy Velcro bit on and others with the toothy bit on, so that they do stick together in a crisis?

If you all walked the same, would that be regarded as Velcronicity?
 

StarLord

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If I discovered Velcronite and let it lose all over the world, all those tiny hooks would un curl and never ever work again, would that not be just about the most fun you could have?
 
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Do you think I avoid fields of sheep?
Have you thought of Crocheting me to freedom?
Would I look fat?
Why would they question their faith?
How do you know that?
Have you heard of our sister cult, the Two Sides of Velcron?
Would it not?
Why would you think it would?
 

Grayson

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Don't you?
Should I consider this as an alternative?
I don't know, do you think it would make your bum look big?
Is their faith beyond question?
Do you really want to know?
Which side of the Velcron are they, fuzzie or hookie?
Would it?
Am I not allowed to think about the Church of the Velcronic Matrix and all the resulting issues that may, or may not, require my, or your, consideration?

:dry: Tetchy aren't we? ;)
 
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Why wouldn't I?
Why not?
Are you saying my bum looks big?
Is their faith in their hearts?
Are you sure you want to tell me?
Why must you ask an obvious question?
Why would it?
Why should you limit yourself?
Are you the tetchy one?
Why would I?
 

Grayson

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Talk in questions.

Should the limit only be applied to people who aren't Moderators or Admin here? :p

POLY: Un point ;) :lol:
 
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Look Grayson, I can see you're really upset about this so you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over, right?

:lol:
(Quote provided by Hal 9000, with a few treaks)
 

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