If I discovered Velcronite and let it lose all over the world, all those tiny hooks would un curl and never ever work again, would that not be just about the most fun you could have?
Do you think I avoid fields of sheep?
Have you thought of Crocheting me to freedom?
Would I look fat?
Why would they question their faith?
How do you know that?
Have you heard of our sister cult, the Two Sides of Velcron?
Would it not?
Why would you think it would?
Don't you?
Should I consider this as an alternative?
I don't know, do you think it would make your bum look big?
Is their faith beyond question?
Do you really want to know?
Which side of the Velcron are they, fuzzie or hookie?
Would it?
Am I not allowed to think about the Church of the Velcronic Matrix and all the resulting issues that may, or may not, require my, or your, consideration?
Why wouldn't I?
Why not?
Are you saying my bum looks big?
Is their faith in their hearts?
Are you sure you want to tell me?
Why must you ask an obvious question?
Why would it?
Why should you limit yourself?
Are you the tetchy one?
Why would I?
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