The Great Sayings by the Famous and not so Famous.

[PaulaJedi]

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.

Henry David Thoreau

 

[Okabe]

The great zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy - Ty Webb

 

[PoisonApple]

"We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love." ~Dr. Suess

 

[Okabe]

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin

"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

something.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." -

- Steven Wright

 

[GoldenEagleFeather]

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Opmmur]

“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
― Mother Teresa

“Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.”
― Mark Twain

 

[Opmmur]

“Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.”
Aristotle

“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.”
Socrates

 

[Opmmur]

“I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only make them think”
― Socrates

“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
― Socrates

 

[Opmmur]

“No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.”
― Aristotle

“He who has overcome his fears will truly be free.”
― Aristotle

 

[Martelis]

If it don't fit, force it.

My Father