Forum Game Time Travel Jokes

[PaulaJedi]

Let's lighten up the mood and tell time travel jokes.

Why did the time traveler throw a stick of butter out the window?
Wait a minute, why the hell is there a time traveler doing in our kitchen?

 

[PaulaJedi]

 

[PaulaJedi]

My evil, time traveling potato. He was really angry.



My cat time traveled to 1960:

 

[PaulaJedi]

Not time travel per se, but definitely a geek joke:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Cosmo, get in here and be funny.

 

[TimeWizardCosmo]

"Who's there?"
"The Time Traveler"
"The Time Traveler who?"
*Knock, knock*

 

[PaulaJedi]

Choosy moms choose Titor.

 

[TimeWizardCosmo]

Why did the Titor cross the road?

To get to the other side.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Crap. Error in my first post. DOH!

 

[TimeWizardCosmo]

Why did the Titor cross the road?