What if the main problem with everything

[Martian]

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

Is the cake really a lie or is that what "They" (They is a trademark btw TM)

IS THE CAKE A LIE OR IS THAT WHAT "THEY" WANT YOU TO THINK?

 

[Martian]

Is the cake really a lie or is that what "They" (They is a trademark btw TM)

IS THE CAKE A LIE OR IS THAT WHAT "THEY" WANT YOU TO THINK?

Let's let Weighted Companion Cube answer that.

Oh, yeah... she can't!!!

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

These are the guardian cake angels who beetch out all of humanity's frustrations so they don't have to beetch as much.
These cute little cake creatures are called "Beetch Fairies" by some and they like to beetch at the beach.
These cake creatures known as the Little Beetchez used to live with humanity in peace but then a great evil came
and took them away to a 7-Eleven somewhere near you.

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

smoking some fancy cigars right now i'll tell ya

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

This is really the story about the devil stealing our cakes but they had to call it "The Great Protoon"
because of censorship.

 

[Martian]

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smoking some fancy cigars right now i'll tell ya

Unicorn flavored?

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

yes.

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

And if you think any of this is satire you are either a shill or uninformed.

Guard the cakes.

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

Will you ever hear about any of this in the CakeStream media?

hell no.