Keroscene
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Re: Ancient Astronauts
My professional interpretations of the heiroglyphs picture as follows. Labeled to avoid any confusion as to what I think they are (for me more than you), like it really matters.
1) Obviously a flying insect creature. I think this one pre-dates the pre-cambrian arachnid pre-age. I'd have to consult with the HDRkid on this one, but I think this one is a given.
2) THis one is looks to me like a plecko fish. It's quite possible a distant species of these were land creatures at one time. THey were part of a failed experiment with the reptilians when they made us for mining operations, we didn't work that well underwater.(That ones kind of reaching, I know). Although its been postulated that through the course of evolution, this heiroglyph picture is actually a flow chart on, you guessed it, evolution. He is swimming towards his dinner here. He could be hungry, he looks hungry, but I don't got time to waste on the pointless stuff. We'll get to the helicopters later and it will all become clear.
3) Time for the helicopter. Clearly an American Apache attack chopper. THe only differnce is, back then they were all made out of this super light limestone material. The great scientist/alchemist/philosopher Rapunzel discovered the remedy in roughly 30,000 BC. Unfortunately, all this information was lost in the great flood from the angry god named God of gods. He said sorry afterwards and gave us a rainbow, so we know it's all good. They're very pretty and I can't argue with a good rainbow.
4) THere was a cartoon one time called the Snorks. If in doubt, Google them and you will see the similarities. THis is clearly one of their transport vehicles. Similar to what the Nautilus was for Ahab, but with nitrous.
5)Geroge Jetsons Astro Car. No alien connection with this one. The helmet is directly to the left, in case you feel the need to open the cabin in low pressure enviroments. Depressurization is critical when doing this so you don't pop like balloon.
7) A skateboard ramp. Skateboard have been used for millions of years by egyptians. You might say "Skateboards? Isn't that technology awfully primitive for people who were building helicopters?" Absolutely not. Skateboards are very effecient for working and moving large cornerstone blocks and pavers, and when you're done you have your ride home ready to go. It was wonderful.
7)A maze, or a backgammon table. The evidence points to backgammon. THe ancient egyptians had a game very similar to backgammon, this is evidence of it. Do some research.
8) One of the first statues from the very first Burning Man festivals.
My professional interpretations of the heiroglyphs picture as follows. Labeled to avoid any confusion as to what I think they are (for me more than you), like it really matters.
1) Obviously a flying insect creature. I think this one pre-dates the pre-cambrian arachnid pre-age. I'd have to consult with the HDRkid on this one, but I think this one is a given.
2) THis one is looks to me like a plecko fish. It's quite possible a distant species of these were land creatures at one time. THey were part of a failed experiment with the reptilians when they made us for mining operations, we didn't work that well underwater.(That ones kind of reaching, I know). Although its been postulated that through the course of evolution, this heiroglyph picture is actually a flow chart on, you guessed it, evolution. He is swimming towards his dinner here. He could be hungry, he looks hungry, but I don't got time to waste on the pointless stuff. We'll get to the helicopters later and it will all become clear.
3) Time for the helicopter. Clearly an American Apache attack chopper. THe only differnce is, back then they were all made out of this super light limestone material. The great scientist/alchemist/philosopher Rapunzel discovered the remedy in roughly 30,000 BC. Unfortunately, all this information was lost in the great flood from the angry god named God of gods. He said sorry afterwards and gave us a rainbow, so we know it's all good. They're very pretty and I can't argue with a good rainbow.
4) THere was a cartoon one time called the Snorks. If in doubt, Google them and you will see the similarities. THis is clearly one of their transport vehicles. Similar to what the Nautilus was for Ahab, but with nitrous.
5)Geroge Jetsons Astro Car. No alien connection with this one. The helmet is directly to the left, in case you feel the need to open the cabin in low pressure enviroments. Depressurization is critical when doing this so you don't pop like balloon.
7) A skateboard ramp. Skateboard have been used for millions of years by egyptians. You might say "Skateboards? Isn't that technology awfully primitive for people who were building helicopters?" Absolutely not. Skateboards are very effecient for working and moving large cornerstone blocks and pavers, and when you're done you have your ride home ready to go. It was wonderful.
7)A maze, or a backgammon table. The evidence points to backgammon. THe ancient egyptians had a game very similar to backgammon, this is evidence of it. Do some research.
8) One of the first statues from the very first Burning Man festivals.
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