Three questions.

StarLord

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Three questions.

1. The difference between a chicken and nothing is the chicken.

2. The speed of dark is 0. It is always there Unless light is passing through

3. Cinderellas' soccer team always lost because the Fairy GodMother was betting
Against them.


1. What is Reality?

2. Is the dreamer dreaming the dream, or is it a butterfly dreaming of being a man that is asleep and dreaming?

3. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
 

Grayson

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Three questions.

Originally posted by StarLord@Dec 10 2004, 01:13 AM
1. ?The difference between a chicken and nothing is the chicken.

2. The speed of dark is 0. It is always there Unless light is passing through ? ? ?

3. Cinderellas' soccer team always lost because the Fairy GodMother was betting
? Against them.



1. What is Reality?

The function of space adjacent to disbelief and surrealism, populated by dreamers trapped in nightmares and seeking absolution.

2. Is the dreamer dreaming the dream, or is it a butterfly dreaming of being a man that is asleep and dreaming?

A surrealist would answer this by stating it was all a Fish. An existensialist would query the isolation of the Butterfly in the dream, its role, purpose and indeed its very being, whilst a pragmatist would shoot the Butterfly and solve the problem.

3. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

It paints its testicles red. Coincidentally, Tarzan was killed picking cherries.


4: Why do Rabbits multiply like... well, Rabbits?

5: Who is Road Runner?

6: What lies at the heart of a Black Hole?
 

Unintentional

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Three questions.

Originally posted by Grayson@Dec 10 2004, 07:38 AM

4: Why do Rabbits multiply like... well, Rabbits?

5: Who is Road Runner?

6: What lies at the heart of a Black Hole?

A4. They used to get welfare subsidies based on the number of dependants they had, but that's all changed with welfare reform.

A5. Mel Blanc (he was listed in the credits as the Road Runner)

A6. The Black Center

Q1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Black Hole?

Q2. How many megahertz is your computer and what brand?

Q3. Why are some people so stupid?
 

Grayson

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Three questions.

Originally posted by Unintentional@Dec 11 2004, 12:08 PM

A4. They used to get welfare subsidies based on the number of dependants they had, but that's all changed with welfare reform.

A5. Mel Blanc (he was listed in the credits as the Road Runner)

A6. The Black Center



Q1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Black Hole?

I would say that you can only LICK a Black Hole once and you will be instantly sucked into the center.

Q2. How many megahertz is your computer and what brand?

3,400 megahertz, or 3.4gigahertz with a 1gig FSB. It is made by Sony.

Q3. Why are some people so stupid?

Because they are not a smart as others.

7: How many men have walked on the Moon.

8: In Metres Per Second, what is the speed of thought?

9: Who said, "Youth is wasted on the young"?
 
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Three questions.

7. 1/2 a man

8. 3.3245345465 m/s

9. You did!

10. What is the speed of the square of infinity and the root of Phi?
11. Who wants this Black Hole lollypop?
12. How does the stupidity drive work?
 

erikstalhammar

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Three questions.

Originally posted by Polymath_Misanthrope@Dec 12 2004, 06:39 PM
7. 1/2 a man

8. 3.3245345465 m/s

9. You did!

10. What is the speed of the square of infinity and the root of Phi?
11. Who wants this Black Hole lollypop?
12. How does the stupidity drive work?

10. I belive that that awnser is in the back of you mind... Common it?s in there

11. Only if it smells like blue :)

12. Well i belive thats the stupidity works like this
RDP(really dumb person) + SPEGD(some pshycedellic effect giving drug) + T(time) = RDP ... *SPEGD* ..T.. HHS(high house stoned and gets pshycedellic effect and triggers the astral body to jump out)

13. Who is G?ran persson?

14. Whats would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and besides you stod a man with a pencil and said "Stabby!!! Stabby!!! Stabby!!!"

15. Would you rather smoke some ###### to get astral or would you practice hard?
 

Unintentional

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Three questions.

Originally posted by erikstalhammar@Dec 18 2004, 12:48 PM



13. Who is G?ran persson?

14. Whats would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and besides you stod a man with a pencil and said \"Stabby!!! Stabby!!! Stabby!!!\"

15. Would you rather smoke some ###### to get astral or would you practice hard?

A13. Someone who thinks by cutting the number of sick days that Swedes get in a year, they will be sick less. He is probly right. This is a lot like if you decrease the number of weeks allowed for unemployment, they find jobs faster. A true visionary. He also thinks immigrants to Sweden should work and not just suck the nipple of a generous welfare system once they get in. He will be branded a racist and madman by the liberal press.

A14. If someone from the Yale Staff Training & Organizational Development (STOD) woke me up with that, I would say "shut upppy, uppy, uppy".

A15. I would love to smoke some ######, but I need to finish off my ****** first.

Q1. Why do you believe or not believe in the theory of evolution?

Q2. If the theory of evolution is true then there must be millions of transitional lifeforms between different kinds of creatures; why has not one undisputed example or proof or fossil been found of a transitional species, even though 88% of all varieties currently populating the Earth have been found in the fossil record?

Q3. If evolution is true, then why is there an incredibly large number of animal species being rediscovered that supposedly "evolved" millions of year ago?
 

Unintentional

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Three questions.

Q1. Should I withdraw the above three questions?

Q2. Can I ask what your nickname is if you have one?

Q3. What is the most interesting nickname you have been called and why?
 

hellrazor

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Three questions.

1. The difference between a chicken and nothing is the chicken.

2. The speed of dark is 0. It is always there Unless light is passing through

3. Cinderellas' soccer team always lost because the Fairy GodMother was betting
Against them.


1. What is Reality?

2. Is the dreamer dreaming the dream, or is it a butterfly dreaming of being a man that is asleep and dreaming?

3. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

LOL how can light pass through darkness when darkness is a form of light ;)
how can the speed of darkness be 0 when light travels at same speed no matter what position observer is in.

if darkness doesnt travel at any speed then i think our universe would be alot more lighter smaller and more active.
 

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