Forum Game Whats The Best Joke You Know?

jon

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a man on the beach has no ams or legs.
a girl walked up so he said "ive never been kissed before, will you kiss me?"
she looked around and didnt see anyone and said "alright" and she did
he thought that worked great, so another woman passes as he says "ive never been fucked before, will you fuck me?"
she looks around and doesn't see anyone and thows him in the water and yells "NOW YOUR FUCKED"
 
jon

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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out.":cool:
 

jon

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
 

TimeWizardCosmo

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man it's hot in here." The other muffin goes "Oh my god, a talking muffin!"
 

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