Recent content by OakFieldAlienz444

though we all know it's a bunch of pokemon falling from the sky watch out everyone.

lol. this is genuinely funny.

I think the very fact we have noses proves we're all in the Illuminati because the nose is kind of a pyramid shape if you think about it and right above and to the right and left of that we have what? EYES. Eyes are occult symbols so yeah we're all fucked.

I believe morality sometimes conflicts with survival and self-preservation instincts. On the other hand, sometimes they go hand in hand. Is it a construct? Yes and no. IMO certain types of morality may be subjective or constructs, having empathy on the other hand is naturally built in to some...

I'ma make you mah i'm a make you mah i'm a mak you mah i'm a make you mine

That's cuz Freud was a true sicko JK.

The sign to Fawlty Towers read "Purring Powers" after it had been changed from yesterday's "Austin Powers" sign. Most of the time Fawlty Towers was a frantic and looney place ablaze with psychotic wonder and chaotic beauty. But todayFawlty Towers had taken on an uncharacteristic hush. The...

It was a day before Halloween at Fawlty Towers, though the sign read "Doggy Jowels" Basil was behind the desk with Sybil, dealing with the guests who were swarming in like bees. Sybil was wearing her traditional Halloween witch hat. "I love how we were able to get things all decked out in time...

fawlty towers fanfiction: Basil Fawlty was having one of his "brilliant" ideas. His eyes gleamed with the sort of intensity typically reserved for mad scientists, religious fanatics, and men who truly believed they could microwave a cup of tea without incident. "I've cracked it, Polly," he...

BASIL FAWLTY'S ALTERNATE REALITY GAME Basil Fawlty was having one of his "brilliant" ideas. His eyes gleamed with the sort of intensity typically reserved for mad scientists, religious fanatics, and men who truly believed they could microwave a cup of tea without incident. "I've cracked it...

James Bond saves Marilyn Monroe and fights nazis: The map of Europe was lit by thin rays of a single hanging lamp. Red pins. Circles. Names crossed out. A young but already cold-eyed Commander James Bond stood over it, trench coat wet from rain, eyes darker than the blackout curtains. M...