Recent content by OakFieldAlienz444

I'ma make you mah i'm a make you mah i'm a mak you mah i'm a make you mine

That's cuz Freud was a true sicko JK.

The sign to Fawlty Towers read "Purring Powers" after it had been changed from yesterday's "Austin Powers" sign. Most of the time Fawlty Towers was a frantic and looney place ablaze with psychotic wonder and chaotic beauty. But todayFawlty Towers had taken on an uncharacteristic hush. The...

It was a day before Halloween at Fawlty Towers, though the sign read "Doggy Jowels" Basil was behind the desk with Sybil, dealing with the guests who were swarming in like bees. Sybil was wearing her traditional Halloween witch hat. "I love how we were able to get things all decked out in time...

fawlty towers fanfiction: Basil Fawlty was having one of his "brilliant" ideas. His eyes gleamed with the sort of intensity typically reserved for mad scientists, religious fanatics, and men who truly believed they could microwave a cup of tea without incident. "I've cracked it, Polly," he...

BASIL FAWLTY'S ALTERNATE REALITY GAME Basil Fawlty was having one of his "brilliant" ideas. His eyes gleamed with the sort of intensity typically reserved for mad scientists, religious fanatics, and men who truly believed they could microwave a cup of tea without incident. "I've cracked it...

James Bond saves Marilyn Monroe and fights nazis: The map of Europe was lit by thin rays of a single hanging lamp. Red pins. Circles. Names crossed out. A young but already cold-eyed Commander James Bond stood over it, trench coat wet from rain, eyes darker than the blackout curtains. M...

funny american dad fanfic of mine It was a Tuesday. Stan was alphabetizing his neckties by intimidation level—"KGB Chokehold" beside "CEO on the Verge"—when the drywall exploded behind him with the force of a thousand energy drinks and one very unstable alien. Roger burst through the wall...

Lawrence had lived in the Caerlin Estate for three years when the silence came. He wasn’t royalty. Wasn’t rich. Just a cook. A knife-hand in the cavernous belly of that enormous old house, nested far out in a nowhere pocket of rural land—somewhere past the grain silos, beyond the black rivers...

my twilight zone fanfiction: The ghost of Rod Serling appeared in a corner narrating: "You are about to witness games within the game of the universe being played by God almighty himself. Two men of might and power, strength and wisdom pitting themselves against each other to outwit one...

The ghost of Rod Serling appeared in a corner narrating: "You are about to witness games within the game of the universe being played by God almighty himself. Two men of might and power, strength and wisdom pitting themselves against each other to outwit one another in a realm of strategy and...

James Bond comedy fanfic I wrote about Bond infiltrating a Formula One Race: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14457913/1/James-Bond-VS-Vesper-and-the-Mystery-of-SPECTRE