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    Ouija Boards 2005

    Re: Ouija Boards A Quija board is about as likely to find the "source" of the holy texts as a google search, we're talking about a tool that just isn't capable of the job. The "source" of holiness is in every man and woman, in every blade of grass and planet, every element of creation that...
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    Haunted Funeral Home

    Re: Haunted Funeral Home Tell that to the family of women who moved into a house with the ghost of a rapist. Tell them their scars aren't real, tell them their lives weren't in danger. They were featured recently on Unexplained Mysteries, if I recall. Unless you're a ghost, you don't know...
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    Vampires-The Transformaton (or How To Become A Vampire in Six Easy Lessons!)

    Re: Vampires-The Transformaton (or How To Become A Vampire in Six Easy Lessons!) Me, i'd think such instructions would be very suspect, and would warn anyone away from performing a ritual designed to induce vampirism =( Maybe i'm just a paranoid madman, but i'd expect a ritual given to me by...
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    how to become a vampire?

    Re: how to become a vampire? I'm not an expert, what you saw above is about the extent of my knowledge about Vampires, never met one that i've confirmed, but i've happened upon people who've been hosts at some point for these things. I'm not a hunter, i'm not some nut job in a punisher t-shirt...
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    Bush = Hitler?

    Re: Bush = Hitler? Bush, Hitler, lol. Hitler was Steven f*cking Hawking compared to our boy George. As much as I think he's a nice guy, he's a weak leader, a weak man in general, as is the nature of those who hold high political offices in modern times. People with strong views and the will...
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    Ouija Boards 2005

    Re: Ouija Boards How someone could contradict themselves so while playing down the ultimate contradictory texts of history puzzles me. The "Truth" is the same in every single language. Love your brother. Give to those who have need. Live in peace when there is good, never fail to war...
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    Haunted Funeral Home

    Re: Haunted Funeral Home Virtual, just be careful, most people are of the mindset that "they're only ghosts, they can't hurt you." But ethereal beings can do some strange things when excited or upset, including setting off unfortunate chains of events such as fires, falls, and other nasty...
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    how to become a vampire?

    Re: how to become a vampire? The only people who know aren't likely to tell, and that's a good thing. We don't need every other ignorant jackass being turned into a near-immortal parasitic demon of the night, human beings are quite nasty enough without an actual biological need for...
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    Vampires--Anything Goes!

    Re: Vampires--Anything Goes! Nicely written, felt a bit touchy-feely to me, but then, i'm a madman. I feel assured in making the following statements in solid terms about Vampires. 1. They exist. 2. They have a physical, humanoid form. 3. They live among human beings, and do not expose...
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    My friend; The Vampire

    Re: My friend; The Vampire This might be my only post in this topic... I disbelieve this individual. Vampires are not human beings. Not in the slightest. They were. Point being, Vampires are not a visible part of human society, they do not allow themselves to be documented and analyzed...
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    The U.S. is in DEEP DOODOO!

    Re: The U.S. is in DEEP DOODOO! This article is only missing 1 piece, oil and the Petrodollar. The dollar has remained relatively strong and stable in these trying times only because of the Petrodollar. Whenever oil is bought or sold in the world, it's priced in U.S. dollars, that's the...
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    Ouija Boards 2005

    Re: Ouija Boards I despise Quija Boards with my entire being. There is nothing, nothing worse than leaving an open-call available for ethereal forces to pick up on. To put it in simple terms, one could witness a very awesome display of energy if one where to stand in a thunderstorm holding a...
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    Debate John Titor: Real Time Traveler or a Hoaxer?

    Re: John Titor Debate! The idea of the United States collapsing into an anarchistic mess really isn't that far fetched. It fact, it's nearly inevitable. The world has been positioning the U.S. for the greatest fall of all time, and no one seems to know it. As the Soviet Union declined, the...

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