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<blockquote data-quote="tymeonadime" data-source="post: 148336" data-attributes="member: 8952"><p>My dad told me this joke when I was ten or so.</p><p></p><p>Don Juan does and lands himself in hell.</p><p></p><p>Upon arriving in hell, Don meets Satan. Satan shows him around. </p><p>Don: What is going to happen to me here?</p><p>Satan: Let me show you</p><p></p><p>Satan leafs Don Juan into a large room full of extraordinarily beautiful women, and thousands of bottles of fine wines and rare whiskeys. </p><p>Don: What? This doesn't seem like hell.....</p><p>Satan: Pick a bottle and pour yourself a drink.</p><p>Don Juan looks over the assortment of booze, and deciding on a particularly old bottle of tare wine he picks it up, and tries to pour a drink. No matter how he holds the bottle or the glass, nothing comes out of the obviously full bottle.</p><p>Don, thinking this was a joke of sorts chooses another bottle and try again with the same results. </p><p></p><p> By this time the women have began to surround Don Juan and began to flirt and touch on him.</p><p></p><p>As Satan is walking out of the door, he turns and says </p><p>" Have fun. For you see, there are no holes in hell...."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tymeonadime, post: 148336, member: 8952"] My dad told me this joke when I was ten or so. Don Juan does and lands himself in hell. Upon arriving in hell, Don meets Satan. Satan shows him around. Don: What is going to happen to me here? Satan: Let me show you Satan leafs Don Juan into a large room full of extraordinarily beautiful women, and thousands of bottles of fine wines and rare whiskeys. Don: What? This doesn't seem like hell..... Satan: Pick a bottle and pour yourself a drink. Don Juan looks over the assortment of booze, and deciding on a particularly old bottle of tare wine he picks it up, and tries to pour a drink. No matter how he holds the bottle or the glass, nothing comes out of the obviously full bottle. Don, thinking this was a joke of sorts chooses another bottle and try again with the same results. By this time the women have began to surround Don Juan and began to flirt and touch on him. As Satan is walking out of the door, he turns and says " Have fun. For you see, there are no holes in hell...." [/QUOTE]
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