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<blockquote data-quote="taykair" data-source="post: 176969" data-attributes="member: 9418"><p><em>This is an oldie, but...</em></p><p></p><p></p><p>The storm was fierce, and showed no sign of abating. The flood waters were already covering the streets.</p><p></p><p>The man was standing in front of his house. A pickup truck ceased its slow progress along the street (which was rapidly becoming a river) long enough for the person inside to shout to the man, "Come on! I'll take you to safety!"</p><p></p><p>"No, thanks," the man replied. "My God will save me."</p><p></p><p>The pickup moved on.</p><p></p><p>The storm continued. The man now watched, from his upstairs window, as the flood waters continued to rise. Some rescue workers in a small boat floated by.</p><p></p><p>"Come on!" they implored. "The storm is only getting worse. This may be your last chance!"</p><p></p><p>"No," said the man. "My God will rescue me."</p><p></p><p>The boat moved on.</p><p></p><p>Hours passed. The man, who was now perched upon the roof of his house, saw a helicopter in the distance. It moved closer. Someone with a bullhorn in the helicopter was shouting,</p><p></p><p>"Come on, you fool! Let us get you out of here, or else you're going to die!"</p><p></p><p>"No," said the man. "My God will deliver me."</p><p></p><p>Well, the helicopter moved on. The storm continued. The waters rose. The man drowned.</p><p></p><p>The man found himself in Paradise. And he was pissed.</p><p></p><p>"Why, O Lord?" he whined. "I believed in You and You let me die! Why? Why?"</p><p></p><p>A voice responded,</p><p></p><p>"Hey, dude," the Voice said. "I sent you a truck, a boat, and a damned helicopter! What the hell <em>more</em> did you <em>want</em>?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="taykair, post: 176969, member: 9418"] [I]This is an oldie, but...[/I] The storm was fierce, and showed no sign of abating. The flood waters were already covering the streets. The man was standing in front of his house. A pickup truck ceased its slow progress along the street (which was rapidly becoming a river) long enough for the person inside to shout to the man, "Come on! I'll take you to safety!" "No, thanks," the man replied. "My God will save me." The pickup moved on. The storm continued. The man now watched, from his upstairs window, as the flood waters continued to rise. Some rescue workers in a small boat floated by. "Come on!" they implored. "The storm is only getting worse. This may be your last chance!" "No," said the man. "My God will rescue me." The boat moved on. Hours passed. The man, who was now perched upon the roof of his house, saw a helicopter in the distance. It moved closer. Someone with a bullhorn in the helicopter was shouting, "Come on, you fool! Let us get you out of here, or else you're going to die!" "No," said the man. "My God will deliver me." Well, the helicopter moved on. The storm continued. The waters rose. The man drowned. The man found himself in Paradise. And he was pissed. "Why, O Lord?" he whined. "I believed in You and You let me die! Why? Why?" A voice responded, "Hey, dude," the Voice said. "I sent you a truck, a boat, and a damned helicopter! What the hell [I]more[/I] did you [I]want[/I]?" [/QUOTE]
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