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<blockquote data-quote="Peregrini" data-source="post: 56190" data-attributes="member: 2670"><p>A blonde comes into an emergency room with a gun shot wound to her left index finger.</p><p>The Doctor asks; "What happened?"</p><p>Blonde; " I was trying to commit suicide."</p><p>Doctor; "By shooting yourself in the finger!"</p><p>Blonde, "No silly. I was going to shoot myself in the heart but I thought, I spent $5000 on these boobs and I didn't want to mess them up. So, I put the gun in my mouth but then I though, I spent $2000 on these teeth and I didn't want to mess them up either. So, then I put the gun in my right ear and was ready to pull the trigger when I thought, This is gonna be loud. So I put my left finger in my other ear..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peregrini, post: 56190, member: 2670"] A blonde comes into an emergency room with a gun shot wound to her left index finger. The Doctor asks; "What happened?" Blonde; " I was trying to commit suicide." Doctor; "By shooting yourself in the finger!" Blonde, "No silly. I was going to shoot myself in the heart but I thought, I spent $5000 on these boobs and I didn't want to mess them up. So, I put the gun in my mouth but then I though, I spent $2000 on these teeth and I didn't want to mess them up either. So, then I put the gun in my right ear and was ready to pull the trigger when I thought, This is gonna be loud. So I put my left finger in my other ear..." [/QUOTE]
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