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<blockquote data-quote="Harte" data-source="post: 94235" data-attributes="member: 443"><p>Five guys are sitting at a bar when in walks a beautiful young woman. She sits at the bar and tells the bartender she wants to get drunk because he boyfriend has just left her, but she doesn't know what to drink.</p><p> </p><p>The bartender suggests a martini and she says "Fine, give me ten martinis."</p><p>Bartender - "Are you sure? That's a lot of martinis."</p><p>But she insists because she wants to forget her troubles, so he makes ten martinis and she drinks them all, in one gulp each.</p><p> </p><p>After a few minutes, she falls off the barstool onto the floor.</p><p> </p><p>The five gents, seeing their opportunity, take her to a table in the back and lay her out on it, each taking his turn with her. Then they call a cab to take her home.</p><p> </p><p>The next day, the woman walks back into the bar again.</p><p> </p><p>The bartender says "Hey! You want a martini right?"</p><p>The woman says "No, I need some other drink. Those martinis make my pussy sore."</p><p> </p><p>Harte</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Harte, post: 94235, member: 443"] Five guys are sitting at a bar when in walks a beautiful young woman. She sits at the bar and tells the bartender she wants to get drunk because he boyfriend has just left her, but she doesn't know what to drink. The bartender suggests a martini and she says "Fine, give me ten martinis." Bartender - "Are you sure? That's a lot of martinis." But she insists because she wants to forget her troubles, so he makes ten martinis and she drinks them all, in one gulp each. After a few minutes, she falls off the barstool onto the floor. The five gents, seeing their opportunity, take her to a table in the back and lay her out on it, each taking his turn with her. Then they call a cab to take her home. The next day, the woman walks back into the bar again. The bartender says "Hey! You want a martini right?" The woman says "No, I need some other drink. Those martinis make my pussy sore." Harte [/QUOTE]
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