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<blockquote data-quote="StarLord" data-source="post: 16450" data-attributes="member: 44"><p><strong>Re: Humor thread</strong></p><p></p><p>A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour.</p><p> </p><p>One of these was Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, who arrived in Paris by plane.</p><p> </p><p>At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on bag.</p><p> </p><p>"You have been to France before Monsieur?" the Customs officer asked sarcastically.</p><p> </p><p>Mr. Whiting admitted that yes, he had been to France previously.</p><p> </p><p>"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready" snipped the Frenchman.</p><p> </p><p>Mr. Whiting replied "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show my passport"</p><p> </p><p>"Impossible!! Americans always have to show their passports on arrival to France!"</p><p> </p><p>asserted the Customs officer loud enough to draw much attention.</p><p> </p><p>The American seinor gave the French Custom Officer a long hard look.</p><p> </p><p>In a equally loud voice Mr Whiting explained "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha</p><p> </p><p>Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate your country, I could not find any </p><p> </p><p>Frenchmen to show my passport to!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="StarLord, post: 16450, member: 44"] [b]Re: Humor thread[/b] A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. One of these was Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, who arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on bag. "You have been to France before Monsieur?" the Customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that yes, he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready" snipped the Frenchman. Mr. Whiting replied "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show my passport" "Impossible!! Americans always have to show their passports on arrival to France!" asserted the Customs officer loud enough to draw much attention. The American seinor gave the French Custom Officer a long hard look. In a equally loud voice Mr Whiting explained "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate your country, I could not find any Frenchmen to show my passport to!" [/QUOTE]
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