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<blockquote data-quote="StarLord" data-source="post: 6772" data-attributes="member: 44"><p><strong>I bought a duck</strong></p><p></p><p>What a waste of good pie. Just put whipped cream in the pie plate.. Oh I suggest you drink at minimun, 15 shots of espresso because you are going to need to move very friggin fast once the cream pie hits.</p><p></p><p>Cary, ANY ONE that describes good pie as 'Killer', is A-OK in my book. Death by Pakon Pie.... what a way to go. 'Oh My, Now Dats Da Way To Heaven"</p><p></p><p>Last night, I remembered a gentleman that trained me so very many years ago(don't ask) in the fine art of typesetting by hand and with a Ludlow type casting machine. His name was Milton Bradley, yup just like the toy company. So much so that the bank regulary screwed up, 2 to 3 times a year and placed his measley pay check in to that fat toy companies' account. Sadly, never the reverse, wouldn't you know. I am reminded because of this thread of a story he once told me about whern he was the young age of about 12 or so, circa 1930 somethin. </p><p></p><p>On his Grand Papy's farm, he constantly heard his grand pap exclaim that he would give 10 bucks to anyone that could gather up all the ducks on the farm so he could 'coral' them for some reason. Being of great stock, young Milt figured out a way to pull this off with a piece of thick bacon and very sturdy string.</p><p></p><p>There is a reason why the saying loose as a goose is true. If you have owned a goose or duck or even spent alot of time at the local pond, you know just why this saying is true. This species cannot digest bacon as I was told and I hope Milton wasn't pulling my leg as the story was just too good to forget.</p><p></p><p>So, one day Milton gets his Grand Pappy to commit to the $10.00 deal ( a princely sum in the 30's) and proceedes to tie the raw bacon to a very long amount of strong string and waits. Sure enough, it only took about 2 hours for each duck to try the slice of bacon. Milton walks out past a wall and calls his Grand Father over and all his Grand Pappy can see is Milton standing about 3 feet from the edge of the building, holding a string.</p><p></p><p>Milton received a whuppin from his father for almost killing his Grand Pappy, (who almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard for a prolonged period as he couldn't stop, in fact nobody could stop laughing as they had never seen 15 ducks linked by heavy string before in their lives) and Milton received $30 from his Grand Pappy that night. Milton claims that giggles were heard to bust out all that evening for no reason at all. I for one am very sorry to have missed this.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="StarLord, post: 6772, member: 44"] [b]I bought a duck[/b] What a waste of good pie. Just put whipped cream in the pie plate.. Oh I suggest you drink at minimun, 15 shots of espresso because you are going to need to move very friggin fast once the cream pie hits. Cary, ANY ONE that describes good pie as 'Killer', is A-OK in my book. Death by Pakon Pie.... what a way to go. 'Oh My, Now Dats Da Way To Heaven" Last night, I remembered a gentleman that trained me so very many years ago(don't ask) in the fine art of typesetting by hand and with a Ludlow type casting machine. His name was Milton Bradley, yup just like the toy company. So much so that the bank regulary screwed up, 2 to 3 times a year and placed his measley pay check in to that fat toy companies' account. Sadly, never the reverse, wouldn't you know. I am reminded because of this thread of a story he once told me about whern he was the young age of about 12 or so, circa 1930 somethin. On his Grand Papy's farm, he constantly heard his grand pap exclaim that he would give 10 bucks to anyone that could gather up all the ducks on the farm so he could 'coral' them for some reason. Being of great stock, young Milt figured out a way to pull this off with a piece of thick bacon and very sturdy string. There is a reason why the saying loose as a goose is true. If you have owned a goose or duck or even spent alot of time at the local pond, you know just why this saying is true. This species cannot digest bacon as I was told and I hope Milton wasn't pulling my leg as the story was just too good to forget. So, one day Milton gets his Grand Pappy to commit to the $10.00 deal ( a princely sum in the 30's) and proceedes to tie the raw bacon to a very long amount of strong string and waits. Sure enough, it only took about 2 hours for each duck to try the slice of bacon. Milton walks out past a wall and calls his Grand Father over and all his Grand Pappy can see is Milton standing about 3 feet from the edge of the building, holding a string. Milton received a whuppin from his father for almost killing his Grand Pappy, (who almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard for a prolonged period as he couldn't stop, in fact nobody could stop laughing as they had never seen 15 ducks linked by heavy string before in their lives) and Milton received $30 from his Grand Pappy that night. Milton claims that giggles were heard to bust out all that evening for no reason at all. I for one am very sorry to have missed this. [/QUOTE]
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