Iowa, Illinois investigating infections linked to McDonald's salad

[IlluminatiArchbishop]

Sadly I live in Iowa and am from Illinois lol. Both states are just plain whack. I even had a friend in Aledo, Il called Crazy Legs whom likes having intercourse with farm animals. He was a very nice guy though just completely insane. Got to say not many people in either state believe in washing their hands after going to the restroom or any other hygiene traits like that.

 

[IlluminatiArchbishop]

I guess you don't know many people that catch fish. They all have a fish story that gets told over and over. Each time the story is told, the fish gets bigger and bigger.

I have a friend whom once told me he held a gun to a cop's head and made him cry but I questioned him about it the next day and he said he was not sure if that actually happened. So know some people whom embellish a bit