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<blockquote data-quote="wrlarsen" data-source="post: 5731" data-attributes="member: 67"><p><strong>Is It Just Me...?</strong></p><p></p><p>It'll probably be difficult to top that one, but I'll try, religiously.</p><p>And I had to change a few words if'n any kids under 18 read it.</p><p>_____________________________________________________</p><p>SUNDAY SERMON</p><p></p><p>A preacher delivered a sermon in about ten minutes one Sunday morning. That was half the usual length of his sermons. </p><p></p><p>He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning." </p><p></p><p>After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the minister as he was leaving, and said, </p><p></p><p>"Say, if that dog of yours has any pups soon, I'd sure like to get one to give to MY preacher!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wrlarsen, post: 5731, member: 67"] [b]Is It Just Me...?[/b] It'll probably be difficult to top that one, but I'll try, religiously. And I had to change a few words if'n any kids under 18 read it. _____________________________________________________ SUNDAY SERMON A preacher delivered a sermon in about ten minutes one Sunday morning. That was half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning." After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the minister as he was leaving, and said, "Say, if that dog of yours has any pups soon, I'd sure like to get one to give to MY preacher!" [/QUOTE]
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