So It Was The US That First Allowed Officers To Be Under Five Feet Tall, Or Was It A Training Day For School Kids.

Iam certain the video was basically about employing short cops, and "little gun" that the camera guy said, was aimed directly at the short cop...
We have them in the UK and please dont get me wrong, i fully respect the fact that some people are much shorter than others, BUT, imho they should NOT be employed as front line police officers for OBVIOUS reasons...They would be much safer if they were employed as administrative staff in police stations..

TF...The ONLY reason such short people are becoming cops is so they can dive under vehicles if necessary
when chasing a perp on foot....Or running for doughnuts.

You can pack up to ten in a car built for 5.

It's much easier to hide next to a Street Curb as well.

;)


(May the Saints forgive me my humour...)
 
Iam certain the video was basically about employing short cops, and "little gun" that the camera guy said, was aimed directly at the short cop...
We have them in the UK and please dont get me wrong, i fully respect the fact that some people are much shorter than others, BUT, imho they should NOT be employed as front line police officers for OBVIOUS reasons...They would be much safer if they were employed as administrative staff in police stations..

Let's educate Mr. Timeflipper.

The benefits of being short:

- They have a good perspective on life because we're always looking up
- The short cop can tackle legs while the other zip ties the crook
- They can hide in a school
- They can hide in a really small space where a normal human wouldn’t fit

Ok, everyone, add to this list.
 
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Let's educated Mr. Timeflipper.

The benefits of being short:

- They have a good perspective on life because we're always looking up
- The short cop can tackle legs while the other zip ties the crook
- They can hide in a school
- They can hide in a really small space where a normal human wouldn’t fit

Ok, everyone, add to this list.

Tempted to add however, they would just be silly additions (See My Last Post #11)
unlike yours which seem logical.

The officers in my county here in MN., have no sense of humor
so my police humor is seriously lacking.

So...Unless our fine Vertically Challenged Officers
have mastered the art of tossing themselves at a perp...I'm now fresh out of idears.

;)
 

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