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The 2% Solution
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<blockquote data-quote="Judge Bean" data-source="post: 10717" data-attributes="member: 42"><p><strong>The 2% Solution</strong></p><p></p><p>I am humbled.</p><p></p><p>I now understand everything, including that calories are actual little evil germlike things that get into you and make you fat (not you, but, say, Notorious B.I.G. or Marlon Brando) instead of units of measurement; and that the sun is a fixed star, even though it's obviously much bigger than one of those little twinkly things, and the wrong color, and seems to come and go daily, moving a lot.</p><p></p><p>I am also willing now to accept the slogans of the corporations, including that of the manufacturers of nuclear warhead triggers, <em>"We bring good things to life."</em> I believe that all of the charges against Halliburton are false charges.</p><p></p><p>I look up at the night sky, and I see why it isn't a solid block of light from infinite stars; in fact, looking up, I see bunnies and kitties. I believe now in phrenology and foot-whisper therapy, and in the salutary properties of mandrake and henbane. I believe that there is no obvious rectangular bulge in the back of the president's jacket in the first debate.</p><p></p><p>There was a lone assassin in the Book Suppository Building; J.Edgar Hoover and Roy Cohn never kissed; Nixon was not a crook; and if you squint and wish hard, you will make world peace.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Judge Bean, post: 10717, member: 42"] [b]The 2% Solution[/b] I am humbled. I now understand everything, including that calories are actual little evil germlike things that get into you and make you fat (not you, but, say, Notorious B.I.G. or Marlon Brando) instead of units of measurement; and that the sun is a fixed star, even though it's obviously much bigger than one of those little twinkly things, and the wrong color, and seems to come and go daily, moving a lot. I am also willing now to accept the slogans of the corporations, including that of the manufacturers of nuclear warhead triggers, [i]"We bring good things to life."[/i] I believe that all of the charges against Halliburton are false charges. I look up at the night sky, and I see why it isn't a solid block of light from infinite stars; in fact, looking up, I see bunnies and kitties. I believe now in phrenology and foot-whisper therapy, and in the salutary properties of mandrake and henbane. I believe that there is no obvious rectangular bulge in the back of the president's jacket in the first debate. There was a lone assassin in the Book Suppository Building; J.Edgar Hoover and Roy Cohn never kissed; Nixon was not a crook; and if you squint and wish hard, you will make world peace. [/QUOTE]
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