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<blockquote data-quote="taykair" data-source="post: 174370" data-attributes="member: 9418"><p>Me: Hey, world. How ya doin'?</p><p></p><p>Earth: Still spinnin', Taykair. Still spinnin'. You?</p><p></p><p>Me: Oh, fine, fine. Heard you were ending soon.</p><p></p><p>Earth: Ending? Oh, Geez. Who's been spreading <em>that</em> bullshit around again?</p><p></p><p>Me: Oh, well. You know. Different folks...</p><p></p><p>Earth: Yeah, there's always somebody who just KNOWS that I'm on my last legs. Same old shit, year after year, century after century. "The world's gonna end! The world's gonna end!" They just don't give me enough credit. You know what I'm sayin'?</p><p></p><p>Me: Yeah. I suppose.</p><p></p><p>Earth: Hell of it is... the ones that scream the loudest about it... they're not holed up in some bunker somewhere waiting for me to drop dead. Oh, no! They're livin' their lives just like everybody else. Takin' their kids to school, gettin' their buy-one-get-one-free crap at Walmart, sharin' their selfies on Facebook. Think about it. If they were really so goddam sure about me coming to an end, would they really bother makin' that doctor's appointment for next Tuesday?</p><p></p><p>Me: No. I guess not.</p><p></p><p>Earth: You're damn right <em>not</em>. Like I always say: The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.</p><p></p><p>Me: Mark Twain.</p><p></p><p>Earth: Huh?</p><p></p><p>Me: I think that's a quote from Mark Twain.</p><p></p><p>Earth: So? Just who the hell do you think <em>he</em> got it from?</p><p></p><p>Me: Right. Anyway. Why do you suppose they say things like that?</p><p></p><p>Earth: What? That I'm coming to an end?</p><p></p><p>Me: Yeah.</p><p></p><p>Earth: Oh, hell. Who knows? Some of them really believe it... to a point... I guess. Especially some of the religious ones. Between you and me, I think they're hopin' for it. They want so bad to flip the bird to those atheists as they go flyin' up to meet Jesus or whatever. </p><p></p><p>Me: Uh huh.</p><p></p><p>Earth: Of course, those doomsayers who ain't religious are just as screwy, if you ask me. Global warming, my ass! Over the millennia, I've run hot and cold, and you little piss ants haven't had a damned thing to do with it. You know that.</p><p></p><p>Me: Umm. Okay.</p><p></p><p>Earth: But you know which ones of 'em piss me off the most? The ones who are makin' a buck off of it. I mean... makin' millions off peoples' fears! God, I wish I could get them all together on one of my islands somewhere and just tsunami the hell out of 'em! Bastards!</p><p></p><p>Me: Woah! Calm down, buddy. The ground is starting to shake.</p><p></p><p>Earth: Oh. Sorry about that, man. It's just that they really get to me, you know?</p><p></p><p>Me: Sure. Sure. I understand. Well, anyway, it's good to know that you'll be around for awhile.</p><p></p><p>Earth: Oh, sure. I ain't goin' nowhere. I like it here. But... uh... just in case something <em>does</em> happen...</p><p></p><p>Me: Huh? What? But you said...</p><p></p><p>Earth: Hey, no. Don't sweat it. I'm in tip-top shape. Never felt better. Even so, I can't be held responsible if some dumb-ass asteroid happens to hit me, or some virus wipes you guys out, or one of you idiots gets the idea that nukin' each other would be a great way to spend an afternoon, now can I?</p><p></p><p>Me: No. I suppose not.</p><p></p><p>Earth: All I'm sayin' is... don't put all your eggs in my basket, that's all. You guys need to get out more. Maybe a few of you could go and live with my brother-in-law. He's got plenty of room.</p><p></p><p>Me: Your brother-in-law?</p><p></p><p>Earth: Yeah. You know. Mars. Red-headed fella. Next one over.</p><p></p><p>Me: Oh. Right. Well. I'll think about that. Take care, Earth.</p><p></p><p>Earth: So long, buddy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="taykair, post: 174370, member: 9418"] Me: Hey, world. How ya doin'? Earth: Still spinnin', Taykair. Still spinnin'. You? Me: Oh, fine, fine. Heard you were ending soon. Earth: Ending? Oh, Geez. Who's been spreading [I]that[/I] bullshit around again? Me: Oh, well. You know. Different folks... Earth: Yeah, there's always somebody who just KNOWS that I'm on my last legs. Same old shit, year after year, century after century. "The world's gonna end! The world's gonna end!" They just don't give me enough credit. You know what I'm sayin'? Me: Yeah. I suppose. Earth: Hell of it is... the ones that scream the loudest about it... they're not holed up in some bunker somewhere waiting for me to drop dead. Oh, no! They're livin' their lives just like everybody else. Takin' their kids to school, gettin' their buy-one-get-one-free crap at Walmart, sharin' their selfies on Facebook. Think about it. If they were really so goddam sure about me coming to an end, would they really bother makin' that doctor's appointment for next Tuesday? Me: No. I guess not. Earth: You're damn right [I]not[/I]. Like I always say: The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. Me: Mark Twain. Earth: Huh? Me: I think that's a quote from Mark Twain. Earth: So? Just who the hell do you think [I]he[/I] got it from? Me: Right. Anyway. Why do you suppose they say things like that? Earth: What? That I'm coming to an end? Me: Yeah. Earth: Oh, hell. Who knows? Some of them really believe it... to a point... I guess. Especially some of the religious ones. Between you and me, I think they're hopin' for it. They want so bad to flip the bird to those atheists as they go flyin' up to meet Jesus or whatever. Me: Uh huh. Earth: Of course, those doomsayers who ain't religious are just as screwy, if you ask me. Global warming, my ass! Over the millennia, I've run hot and cold, and you little piss ants haven't had a damned thing to do with it. You know that. Me: Umm. Okay. Earth: But you know which ones of 'em piss me off the most? The ones who are makin' a buck off of it. I mean... makin' millions off peoples' fears! God, I wish I could get them all together on one of my islands somewhere and just tsunami the hell out of 'em! Bastards! Me: Woah! Calm down, buddy. The ground is starting to shake. Earth: Oh. Sorry about that, man. It's just that they really get to me, you know? Me: Sure. Sure. I understand. Well, anyway, it's good to know that you'll be around for awhile. Earth: Oh, sure. I ain't goin' nowhere. I like it here. But... uh... just in case something [I]does[/I] happen... Me: Huh? What? But you said... Earth: Hey, no. Don't sweat it. I'm in tip-top shape. Never felt better. Even so, I can't be held responsible if some dumb-ass asteroid happens to hit me, or some virus wipes you guys out, or one of you idiots gets the idea that nukin' each other would be a great way to spend an afternoon, now can I? Me: No. I suppose not. Earth: All I'm sayin' is... don't put all your eggs in my basket, that's all. You guys need to get out more. Maybe a few of you could go and live with my brother-in-law. He's got plenty of room. Me: Your brother-in-law? Earth: Yeah. You know. Mars. Red-headed fella. Next one over. Me: Oh. Right. Well. I'll think about that. Take care, Earth. Earth: So long, buddy. [/QUOTE]
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