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<blockquote data-quote="Judge Bean" data-source="post: 21465" data-attributes="member: 42"><p><strong>Re: Welcome All, from 2026</strong></p><p></p><p>Given that there is as good a chance of getting answers to burning questions from Zerosham as there is of bedding Barbarella in a hermetic polystyrene bubble over the Van Helsing Belt during a show of Northern Lights, I submit, and humbly, the following queries:</p><p></p><p>1. Will Jesus, upon His return, advent from the East or the West, will He be armed, and will He be, as I have envisioned, sporting a brace of whippets?</p><p> </p><p>2. Upon the appearance of the multinoggined Antichrist, will hell be <em>razed</em> (i.e., will conditions be such that they would be hotter than hell, that is, hot enough to "raze," or scald hell itself), <em>raised</em>, or freeze over? </p><p> </p><p>3. Will California fall into the ocean, or will it happen the other way around?</p><p> </p><p>4. Will the moon turn to blood, and, if so, won't this be a horrible thing to mix with cheese?</p><p> </p><p>5. If the world does not end, does this mean I have to pay off my mortgage anyway?</p><p> </p><p>6. If you can send your voice to the past, and you happen to have the hiccups, does the unanticipated, sudden glitch on the needlegraph in the wormhole anomaly thwart the stream of data and occasion a typographical error?</p><p> </p><p>7. What happens to a wormhole if the worm is actually a caterpillar?</p><p> </p><p>8. In String Theory, can a cable be substituted for the string and transmit ESPN to another time zone so that you can win a bunch of bets on the games?</p><p> </p><p>Thank you for your precious time.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Judge Bean, post: 21465, member: 42"] [b]Re: Welcome All, from 2026[/b] Given that there is as good a chance of getting answers to burning questions from Zerosham as there is of bedding Barbarella in a hermetic polystyrene bubble over the Van Helsing Belt during a show of Northern Lights, I submit, and humbly, the following queries: 1. Will Jesus, upon His return, advent from the East or the West, will He be armed, and will He be, as I have envisioned, sporting a brace of whippets? 2. Upon the appearance of the multinoggined Antichrist, will hell be [i]razed[/i] (i.e., will conditions be such that they would be hotter than hell, that is, hot enough to "raze," or scald hell itself), [i]raised[/i], or freeze over? 3. Will California fall into the ocean, or will it happen the other way around? 4. Will the moon turn to blood, and, if so, won't this be a horrible thing to mix with cheese? 5. If the world does not end, does this mean I have to pay off my mortgage anyway? 6. If you can send your voice to the past, and you happen to have the hiccups, does the unanticipated, sudden glitch on the needlegraph in the wormhole anomaly thwart the stream of data and occasion a typographical error? 7. What happens to a wormhole if the worm is actually a caterpillar? 8. In String Theory, can a cable be substituted for the string and transmit ESPN to another time zone so that you can win a bunch of bets on the games? Thank you for your precious time. [/QUOTE]
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