When Finding the Pleasure

Ralan

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When Finding the Pleasure

When finding the pleasure

The instructions on finding the pleasure are made very clear in most documents on the subject from pre-thinking times. There are several steps to follow with only a few decision branches that may crop up in the process. The instructions are usually split into two sections; how to find the pleasure, and what to do when it is found.

Section a; finding the pleasure

1. Locate a pleasure field. A pleasure field is an area of land in which a tribe of pleasures will usually stay, rarely going outside the borders. Pleasure fields are generally easy to find, especially in the Ciboria and Codeine regions.

2. Upon breaking the border of a pleasure field, the human explorer will fall promptly unconscious. At this point is handy to have a partner with you, following warily behind. This ensures that you will be inside the field upon waking rather than outside it, as if you fall backwards when entering for the first time, your partner can simply prod you inside.

3. Once safely inside the field its time to follow your nose. The pleasure has an enhanced strawberry smell. When in close proximity with one of the creatures, this smell can be most overpowering. The same applies to their warrens. Pleasure warrens are much similar to rabbit warrens; several ground openings connect a series of underground tunnels. It is best to get down on all fours, and crawl around in the foliage with your nose touching the ground. When you come across the strong strawberry smell, the chances are you?ve found an opening.

4. Once you?ve located an opening, put your ear to it to find out if there are any pleasures at home. Pleasures are easily distinguishable by their cry of ?Pleasure! Pleasure!? in a slightly garbled, high pitched voice. If you do not detect this noise, repeat step three. If you do detect this noise, please move on to step five.

5. Thrust your arm into the opening and grab the bugger before he has a chance to get away.

Section 2; handling the pleasure upon capture

1. Having captured the pleasure, secure your grip by pinning him face down to the ground with your palm, and curling your index and ring fingers over either side of his head, while gripping his body with your forefinger, littlefinger and thumb.

2. Now its time to neuter your pleasure. Neutering is most advisable as un-neutered pleasures are well known to bite their handlers when excited or angry, in most cases passing on the pleasure hereditary disease, Creutzfeldt-Jacob. To neuter you pleasure, simple gentle take hold of its head with the thumb and forefinger of your free hand, and give a sharp tug. If you hear a distinct popping sound followed by a squeal of despair, you have successfully neutered your pleasure.

3. Now you have to make a decision. The pleasure you have captured will be one of the two types; type F, or type A. You have to determine which of these types your pleasure belongs to. Done that? Ok. Now, if your pleasure is type F, please continue to the next step. If your pleasure is type A, please jump straight to the last step of this section.

4. Take your pleasure home with you and allow it to brighten your life for its maximum one year lifespan.

5. Throw the little bastard on the floor and quickly trample him to death; he?s dangerous.
 

StarLord

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When Finding the Pleasure

These grow in Zork right?
 

Ralan

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When Finding the Pleasure

Isn't that the game where you get eaten by those Grew buggers when your lantern runs out?

I love text adventure games.
 


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