Why are there so many McDonalds posts?

[Num7]

@Wind7 is an undercover (and not so secret) McDonalds sales agent.

He's the hero we deserve. And the one we need!

 

[Wind7]

 

[TimeWizardCosmo]

Seriously it's like one in five posts are about McDonalds. It's making me hungry. It's hilarious but I have to know if there's a reason why.

Word on the street is that John Titor, everyone's favorite time traveler, actually came from 2036 not to warn us about impending doom, but because he heard a rumor that in our timeline, the McRib is available all year round.

Much to his McChagrin, he found that we too suffer from those cravings, and in our timeline HIllary didn't perish in that wheelbarrow accident so what ya gonna do.

Now, as for the excessive posts about McDonald's making you hungry, I suspect John's been sending McMessages through the space-time continuum. If you find yourself suddenly craving a Filet-O-Fish at 3 a.m., that's John, guiding you gently from across the membranes of the cosmos with his McC204.

I'm lovin' it.