An elderly couple were sitting in their front room watching TV when the old man said, " I'm going into the kitchen for ice cream. Do you want some?" The old woman said, "Sure." as he got up and added, "You better write this down. The doctor says your memory isn't that good anymore." He said,"I can remember ice cream." She said,"But I want whip cream on mine so you better write it down." He said,"I can remember ice cream and whip cream." She said ,"But I want nuts on mine too. You better write it down." He snapped back," Ice cream, whip cream, and nuts. I can remember that." and stomped off into the kitchen. He banged and clanged around for about half an hour and returned and set a tray up and placed a plate of eggs and bacon in front of her. She looked at the plate and then up at him and said," SEE. I told you, you'd mess this up!" He held his hands up and said," What??" She replied...."Where's my fuckin toast??"