vampires

Why are ICE concentration camps torturing random canadians for months by leaving the lights on 24/7 and denying access to medicines? The only rational explanation seems to be that Elon Musk found dating sites for vampires and noticed a large number of them arriving from Canada to find victims...

I assume that many of the history sources during the renaissance were revised to exclude any supernatural references that kings often used to describe their bravery during middle ages, because todays books portray it as mad rambling and fairytales. Was this a Christian conspiracy to supress...