ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND in Rwanda

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ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND in Rwanda

Scientists say they have found an extraterrestrial cemetery in central Africa that is at least 500 years old!

“There must be 200 bodies buried there and not a single one of them is human,” Dr. Hugo Childs, the Swiss anthropologist, told reporters in Kigali, Rwanda.

“They are in amazing state of preservation to be so old,” he added. “Soil and tissue samples indicate the bodies have been in the ground since the 1400s. We’re now trying to figure out where they came from – and what killed them.”

Dr. Childs and his colleagues reportedly discovered the alien graveyard on a routine survey of the Rwandan jungle.

They originally thought they had stumbled on the remains of a centuries-old village. But excavation reportedly revealed nothing but alien bodies – stacked in fives in a jungle clearing.

“The creatures themselves were much taller and skinnier than humans,” said the expert.

“They stood about 7 feet tall and they were not any bigger around than small sapling trees.

“Their heads were larger than the average man’s and they had no mouth, nose or eyes to speak of.

“I assume that they communicated with one another telepathically and moved around like bats with some kind of biological radar.”

Without further study there is no way to tell for sure what killed the extraterrestrials.

But Dr. Childs speculated that the 200 aliens were part of a single landing party that encountered a deadly virus. Because they would have had no immunity to Earth disease, he added, something as simple as the flu could have wiped out the entire party.

“Some of them must have survived because there is no evidence of a spaceship to be found,” said Dr. Childs. “Of course, as our excavation effort continues, there’s no telling what we may run across.”

Dr. Childs would not take reporters to the site, for fear of the bodies being disturbed. However, he promised to reveal the location once the excavation was complete. “It will change the world,” Dr. Childs said.


http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/13338/alien-graveyard-found/
 
Re: ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND in Rwanda

That's where Batboy's grandparents are buried.

 

Re: ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND in Rwanda

whoa I don't remember this one

did it turn out to be somekind of hoax?
 

Re: ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND in Rwanda

Dude,

The Weekly World News has never published a true story, to my knowledge.

It's a jokey supermarket tabloid.

Was, I should say. They are no longer publishing.

Weekly World News was the creator of Bat Boy, the mutant whose pic I posted.

Harte
 
Re: ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND in Rwanda

That's pure, unadulterated poppycock Harte. Everybody and their dead aunty know for a fact that all of the tabloids are impeccable when it comes to being sources of facts.

The MIB use them in their movie so it has to be true.

"But Dr. Childs speculated that the 200 aliens were part of a single landing party that encountered a deadly virus. Because they would have had no immunity to Earth disease, he added, something as simple as the flu could have wiped out the entire party."

I like this part the best, See, Orson Wells knew full well that the invaders from Mars would eventually die from the Flu and or common Cold anyway. So, where else could you get cheap ET vehicles?
 
Re: ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND in Rwanda

The MIB use them in their movie so it has to be true.

You got me on that one, now I'll read tabloids instead of popular newspapers. I'm not sure mass medias would talk about an alien graveyard though.
 
Re: ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND in Rwanda

If it was me, I'd mix and match them, sort of batch and blend as it were. At the very least, you give the facts a chance to seek their own level and jive with facts.

That single concept is what made "new age" aka "occult" book stores sooooo much fun over the years.

Kind of like watching coffee shift from known killer, to man's best medical miracle and back and forth all these years.

One never knows, do one?
 
Re: ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND in Rwanda

That's pure, unadulterated poppycock Harte. Everybody and their dead aunty know for a fact that all of the tabloids are impeccable when it comes to being sources of facts.

The MIB use them in their movie so it has to be true.

STARLORD!!!
{ we aren't supposed to tell people that, are we? }

I'm telling Zed that you blew it. How many flashy things will we need to fix this one?

Harte
 
Re: ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND in Rwanda

How'm I supposed to know? You keep hoggin them and, or, they are "in for repairs" every time I point out it's my turn to flashy the next perp.

Good luck with that, these days he's always at the alterer due to the placement of his stage moniker...
 

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