TnWatchdog
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:: ::One Christmas me and my cousin got snockered on my Aunt's buttered-rum cake. It takes a month to make and every few days you pour another cup of rum on it. Trust me, it packs a punch. We had the bright idea to dress up " Ole Miss Ida". My Uncle's 350lb sow. We tied my Aunt's pink rose Sunday hat, pearl beads, rouge, and flowered sheet, to make the prettiest pig you ever seen. Then ran off giggling. My Uncle, 3 sheets to the wind on moonshine, stumbles by the pen and Miss Ida flopped there like she's going to church. My Uncle does a double take and runs back to the house, convinced he got some bad shine. Lol!