Creativity Clark Titor's Time Travel Vacation

[PaulaJedi]

I'm halfway serious. I know ZILCH about writing movies, but could someone help me write "Clark Titor's Time Travel Vacation" so we can sell it to National Lampoon? Not meaning to mock Titor, I just find humor in ALL things. Can you imagine his using his stationwagon to travel through time and crashing it, running into all kinds of trouble? Gotta do it before Chevy Chase gets too old.

I wasn't sure where to post this, so apologies.