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Started by baudmiksen, Oct 27 2014 12:25 AM

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baudmiksen
Posted 27 October 2014 - 12:25 AM
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I've been trying every different kind they have at the store and I think the ribeye's are the best. I've found the more I eat them the less and less cooked I want them. Eventually, through trial and error, I will find the sweet spot between it going "moo!" and delicious tenderness.



I've never really at them often before because I just couldnt afford it, but now its the only thing I want to eat.



What are some good ways of cooking these things other than with just salt and pepper? I have some A1 sauce but I usually just use it like I would ketchup with any other meat.



Anyone have any experience with ordering these thing online? I was browsing amazon for some top quality steaks but I'm really not familiar with whats good and what isn't. Anyone have any good recipes?



I'd like to eat one with my eggs in the morning, possibly a sandwhich one at lunch and one for dinner at night too.



I honestly think they put me in a better mood and I feel like I have more energy when I eat em. Maybe it's wendigo...in any event, its all I want. And I want better and more.


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Grayson
Posted 27 October 2014 - 12:59 AM
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The older the steak the better. 21 to 28 days...Mmm mmm. I pan fry them really hot for about 90 seconds a side with a splash of oil and a knob of butter, basting as I go. Set it to rest with a dash of cayenne pepper dusted on it and fry sliced mushrooms, sliced shallots and an egg at a reduced heat in the steak juices. Pile them on top and eat. Sirloin is best for me. Steak cripples me as I have no gall bladder and don't produce stomach acid strong enough to digest it.

No pain, no gain.

I like chargrilled steak too. I like it pan fried in sweet chilli sauce, fried in sesame oil and fried with sliced chorizo for 90 seconds a side too.

As long as you wipe the cows arse and nose, i'll eat it.
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Posted 27 October 2014 - 01:06 AM
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I agree with both of you. Though when pan frying a ribeye I reccommend adding a teaspoon of hot sauce a teaspoon of honey. And a tablespoon of Lsnd of lakes butter. Microwave the mixture and put it in the pan before you put the steak in. Damn it now I'm drooling. :)
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Posted 27 October 2014 - 07:30 AM
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"There must be some sort of mistake."
"Did you say STEAK?!"
"No----MISTAKE!"

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 10:26 AM
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Damn that's gross, bro... Good thing the tapeworms keep me nice and skinny!



I imagined myself being a bit more like Robert Carlyle from Ravenous, but yeah.


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Posted 27 October 2014 - 01:34 PM
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Damn that's gross, bro... Good thing the tapeworms keep me nice and skinny!

I imagined myself being a bit more like Robert Carlyle from Ravenous, but yeah.
Of course it's gross! I love Ravenous too brilliant movie, and Robert Carlyle is awesome, esp in Trainspotting
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Posted 27 October 2014 - 04:43 PM
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Baudy,



If you ae a Ribeye man, then you need to buy a whole Ribeye and cut your own steaks. You can get much better steaks that way. If you have a Sam's Card, you can often find whole Ribeyes on sale.



Whether you buy them seperate or cut them yourself, an easy way to infuse flavor into the meat without overdoing it is to freeze the steak first. Take out and place in ziplock type bag with your marinade of choice. I mix hot sauce (Regular Louisiana Hot Sauce), Lee & Perin's and a dash of Dale's liquid smoke. As the steak thaws, it will draw the marinade into the meat. Once the steak has reached room temperature, you can place it on a grill and cook to your desired doneness.



I prefer to use real charcoal instead of Kingsford briquettes and I also use a charcoal chimney to light my charcoal. No lighter fluid. I like my steaks somewhere between Rare and Medium Rare for best flavor profile and tenderness. Do not trim fat off of steak prior to cooking. If you don't want it, fine, just trim it off after you cook it.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 07:17 PM
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I like to grill mine, I often add some damp mesquite chunks to the grill to bring out a little southwest flavor.

Keep the heat low, you don't want to flash cook a nice steak. Just hot enough for grill marks when you do a 90 degree rotation.

Press a few cloves of fresh garlic, and mix it in with some room temperature (soft) butter. Not margarine or some other chemical butter like substance.... use good butter. Not great butter either, Irish butter is salty and will not help your steak.... (sorry, rambling)

When your steak is about halfway cooked, use a sharp knife and cut a few slits into your steak at a 45 degree angle, about 1/8th inch deep.

Smear your garlic butter onto the steak and let it grill till the butter is all liquid and either drips off (beware of fire) or soaks in....



Give that a try and let me know how it works for you.


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Posted 27 October 2014 - 08:20 PM
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An old recipe from the original Joy of Cooking.

Fill the bottom of a cast iron pand withabout an inch of salt and turn it on high-ish.

Pour out about a half cup of whole peppercorns onto a cutting board and crush them with another frying pan - pressing and rolling around on them facilitates this.

Slap the steak onto the peppercorns, smushing them into both sides (press them in) Use more if you need to.

After about 20 minutes of heating the pan, put the steak directly on the salt layer (make sure the salt is VERY hot.) Flip when halfway through.

I know it sounds really weird, but it's damn tasty.

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Gee, what a boring ass world it would be without the likes of us messed up whack job psycho arrogant motherfuckers who DONT BUY INTO EVERYTHING. Risata

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Posted 28 October 2014 - 12:15 AM
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I love all kinds of steak, but my two favorites are ribeye and New York cuts.I prefer thinner cut of New York on a cast iron and a medium-thick cut of ribeye but not too thick
We could outlaw religion, and in most cities sex crimes would disappear in a couple of generations, but we don't have time for rational solutions!

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