Departures To Alpha Centauri

[PaulaJedi]

So, Santa Claus visited Alpha Centauri, with no oxygen or space suit, via PVC pipe.
What's next, Easter Bunny visiting Mars with Asiago and Obama? What the heck is that guy's name? Asago..Asiago cheese...
I'm getting gold. Can't remember crap.

PaulaJedi, it's Andrew Bassiago. I think he's full of cheese, too. I mean, hot air, I mean... well, the stories he tells are too far-fetched, too detailed and every time that he speaks, he literally goes on and on and on without the host asking questions. His story has already been thought up and he's just relaying what he concocted. Basically, he believes his lies.

I was close Asiago rhymes with Bassiago. Do I get a point for rhyming?

I never investigated him, but his tales are very VERY tall.

Cosmo, I dare you to make a PVC time travel device and post photos.....

 

[PaulaJedi]

Incidentally, we green and/or gray people at Zeta Reticuli shoot down the PVC craft. It has become a sport.

 

[Enigmawriter]

Very close, I think yours is spot on, though, than Bassiago. lol. You get a finite amount of points. Yes, the highest peak!

Cosmo, please do... Entangle it with magnetic wire. Maybe that's what was missing from Santa.

 

[Einstein]

Very close, I think yours is spot on, though, than Bassiago. lol. You get a finite amount of points. Yes, the highest peak!

Cosmo, please do... Entangle it with magnetic wire. Maybe that's what was missing from Santa.

You forgot to mention the anti-gravity paint.

 

[Enigmawriter]

Oh zippers! You're right.

Cosmo, anti-gravity paint! Can't use it without that. Phew! Thanks, Einstein.

 

[TimeWizardCosmo]

Oh zippers! You're right.

Cosmo, anti-gravity paint! Can't use it without that. Phew! Thanks, Einstein.

I just got inspired to do some kind of Dorf or Red Green Show parody where I duct tape a whole bunch of wires and shit together in my attempts to breach the temporal plane.

 

[Enigmawriter]

Now that's a show I'd watch!

 

[PaulaJedi]

hahaha you guys need to make a short film

 

[PaulaJedi]

Oh zippers! You're right.

Cosmo, anti-gravity paint! Can't use it without that. Phew! Thanks, Einstein.

Did you just seriously say Oh Zippers instead of Oh Snap???!!!

 

[Enigmawriter]

Oh zippers! You're right.

Cosmo, anti-gravity paint! Can't use it without that. Phew! Thanks, Einstein.

Did you just seriously say Oh Zippers instead of Oh Snap???!!!

Yes, I got tired of hearing the "oh, snap" one. As the saying goes, "Different is Better." Now I have to find a different saying for that saying. It goes in circles I tell ya!