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[TimeWizardCosmo]

Re: Harte's funny thread!

Just change it to "Retort".

 

[Harte]

Re: Harte's funny thread!

vB4's developpement seems to have so much flaws and issues at times, there's a small chance they might take it seriously and create a mess out of it. Like renaming every single function/button of the whole software and give them some dumb names.

What we need instead of all these indecipherable and/or confounding buttons is we need some numberless knobs around here.

Let me rephrase that - we need some more numberless knobs around here.

Either that or we need to knead numerous numberless knob nobs around here in this general vicinity.

Harte

 

[StarLord]

Re: Harte's funny thread!

The Reply with Quote button is broken also.

I have yet to get a quote from anybody even remotely famous when I push that button.

If this keeps up, God knows how long it's going to be before I get a quote from George Carlin...

 

[Num7]

Re: Harte's funny thread!

How come nobody posted in this thread since 3 months ? duh!

 

[TimeWizardCosmo]

Re: Harte's funny thread!

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

Too bad he's never cried.

 

[Whitelight]

Re: Harte's funny thread!

Oh man... Chuck Norris. I remember those nights on msn looking through Chuck Norris facts. Haha.

 

[Harte]

Re: Harte's funny thread!

Chcuk Norris wouldn't run for president.

President would run for Chuck Norris.

 

[Num7]

Harte, is this thread dead ? How did it happen ?

 

[Harte]

Same thing that happened to "Walker, Texas Ranger," I suppose.

Add a few Nascar races to the cicuit and the Chuck Norris lovers can't handle the pressure.

For my part, I took a job with Buddy And Sally on "The Alan Brady Show." Now if I write anything funny, you have to pay me. (You pay Alan, really. Send payment to his brother-in-law, Mel Cooley.)

Harte Van Dyke

EDIT: Obviously, I'm not charging for that last post. HVD

 

[Num7]

I should watch a movie with Chuck Norris, it's been a while now. I guess I'll watch INVASION USA!!! Maybe I should watch it with an old TV just in case Chuck Norris smashes the screen while throwing baddies through walls.