I'm an Alien from Zeta Reticuli

[Harte]

I'm an alien from Zeta Reticuli, a binary star system.

Do you have any questions for me?

Yes.
Can't you spell Ridiculi properly?

SHmarteass.

 

[tymeonadime]

Feel better soon.

 

[alpha centauri]

I'm an alien from Zeta Reticuli, a binary star system.

Do you have any questions for me?

Why do you anal probe human beings? And what is the sense about anal probing, anyway?

 

[TieDieHippie]

Can you please come and take me to live on one of your ships?

Can you give me a device that would make me leave my body?

Can you please communicate with me telepathically?
I have a really cool marking on my right hand sorta like a tattoo it's of an alien face that looks like a Zeta who have me this marking? I think they have it to me to help with my depression and loneliness and to remind me that I'm not all alone and someone cares is this correct or was the tattoo given for another reason

Sorry for no punctuation?? I think it's called I never learned commas and stuff like that



Also I feel so attracted to the Zeta
Grays

 

[kerry311]

how did you get here and do you have any pictures to show us to prove your claim x

 

[TieDieHippie]

No answers yet starting to think I be been fooled

 

[PaulaJedi]

I'm an alien from Zeta Reticuli, a binary star system.

Do you have any questions for me?

Why do you anal probe human beings? And what is the sense about anal probing, anyway?

The greys are very interested in studying the biology of humans. Due to political policies, they are not allowed to perform such experiments on my people.

 

[PaulaJedi]

No answers yet starting to think I be been fooled

I've been sick for a week. I work. I have kids. I don't sit behind the computer 24/7. I almost didn't even log in now.

 

[PaulaJedi]

How does our civilization differ from yours?

Our planet is more advanced technologically. We have hover vehicles and a complex air traffic system so we do not have "traffic jams" like you do here on earth. There is a bit less focus on commercialism. Yes, we do buy larger things like vehicles, but there isn't so much "garbage" for sale at every street corner or hundreds of little plastic items "made in China". People gather together more for entertainment. Good drink and conversation goes a long way.[/quote]

On your home planet,has your civilization evolved beyond war and famine?

We have a history of war, but proper diplomacy enforced at proper times ends most conflict. Since we are a "talkative" people, we tend to work things out "on paper".

When will the general population of earth get to see and understand what is in fact right in front of them?

I'm telling you right now.

How do u communicate with your superiors(? If that how it works)?

We have a special satellite orbiting earth that sends a strong signal. We have integrated with earth's internet to get the messages "up there".

If you were to estimate, how far behind your people, are we, technologically speaking?

1000 years or so

 

[PaulaJedi]

Can you please come and take me to live on one of your ships?

No, I cannot. I am a permanent resident of Earth.

Can you give me a device that would make me leave my body?

No, I cannot.

Can you please communicate with me telepathically?

What number am I thinking of?