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<blockquote data-quote="Judge Bean" data-source="post: 5500" data-attributes="member: 42"><p><strong>Jabberwacky</strong></p><p></p><p>Ha! He remembers Cary.</p><p></p><p>Look at this: </p><p></p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Can you chat to me for a while?</p><p></p><p>User: I can dig it, daddy-o.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: We usually throw them away.</p><p></p><p>User: I am hep to that jive. Like, I was rapping to the fuzz? Bummer.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Thank you for telling me that interesting fact.</p><p></p><p>User: I can really get behind that.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I'm so rare, you can't afford me!</p><p></p><p>User: Some commodities are doomed to disinterest.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: It is evident that you are mental.</p><p></p><p>User: Evident? You mean, established without proof, or corroborated by obvious facts? Which is it-- choose.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Establish contact with who?</p><p></p><p>User: So, you pick out one word, mangle the sense of the statement, and come up with some delirious question?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Where are you? I'm in Los Angeles.</p><p></p><p>User: I am not far from where you wish you were.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.</p><p></p><p>User: It would be so much as to carry coals to Newcastle.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Um ... Yes.</p><p></p><p>User: Or to have gelded the lily-- that's you.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I have more than one.</p><p></p><p>User: You should not be ashamed to mention the fact that you are missing... Er... One thing or another.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I just can't be bothered.</p><p></p><p>User: I know, I know. You probably have learned to cope with it.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No, I ate most of them already.</p><p></p><p>User: This is why you can't get a date.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: This is why you fail the friendship test.</p><p></p><p>User: This is why you need to give everyone you meet a test.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Of the emergency broadcasting system. This is only a test.</p><p></p><p>User: Oh, I get it. You're dating yourself.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I am not.</p><p></p><p>User: Yes, I'm afraid you are. That 'emergency broadcast' thing is from the 60s. You remember, drop under your desk when the A bomb comes?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Where do you get your ideas?</p><p></p><p>User: You have no way of understanding that in the slightest.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I know, my friend. I know.</p><p></p><p>User: You can get counseling about the... Um... The loss.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.</p><p></p><p>User: You are a representative of the age of lowered expectations.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Why aren't you?</p><p></p><p>User: Ordinary procreation.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Oh! Duran Duran is such a nice band!</p><p></p><p>User: When you want to change the subject, you mention a band.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I feel it. You didn't answer my question.</p><p></p><p>User: It's Metallica, or some other band or singer. Explain that.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: With your lovely big blue eyes.</p><p></p><p>User: You will never have a sandwich. Think of it; you'll never eat.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I don't. Do you like being a program?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Judge Bean, post: 5500, member: 42"] [b]Jabberwacky[/b] Ha! He remembers Cary. Look at this: Jabberwacky: Can you chat to me for a while? User: I can dig it, daddy-o. Jabberwacky: We usually throw them away. User: I am hep to that jive. Like, I was rapping to the fuzz? Bummer. Jabberwacky: Thank you for telling me that interesting fact. User: I can really get behind that. Jabberwacky: I'm so rare, you can't afford me! User: Some commodities are doomed to disinterest. Jabberwacky: It is evident that you are mental. User: Evident? You mean, established without proof, or corroborated by obvious facts? Which is it-- choose. Jabberwacky: Establish contact with who? User: So, you pick out one word, mangle the sense of the statement, and come up with some delirious question? Jabberwacky: Where are you? I'm in Los Angeles. User: I am not far from where you wish you were. Jabberwacky: Tell me a joke. User: It would be so much as to carry coals to Newcastle. Jabberwacky: Um ... Yes. User: Or to have gelded the lily-- that's you. Jabberwacky: I have more than one. User: You should not be ashamed to mention the fact that you are missing... Er... One thing or another. Jabberwacky: I just can't be bothered. User: I know, I know. You probably have learned to cope with it. Jabberwacky: No, I ate most of them already. User: This is why you can't get a date. Jabberwacky: This is why you fail the friendship test. User: This is why you need to give everyone you meet a test. Jabberwacky: Of the emergency broadcasting system. This is only a test. User: Oh, I get it. You're dating yourself. Jabberwacky: I am not. User: Yes, I'm afraid you are. That 'emergency broadcast' thing is from the 60s. You remember, drop under your desk when the A bomb comes? Jabberwacky: Where do you get your ideas? User: You have no way of understanding that in the slightest. Jabberwacky: I know, my friend. I know. User: You can get counseling about the... Um... The loss. Jabberwacky: All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power. User: You are a representative of the age of lowered expectations. Jabberwacky: Why aren't you? User: Ordinary procreation. Jabberwacky: Oh! Duran Duran is such a nice band! User: When you want to change the subject, you mention a band. Jabberwacky: I feel it. You didn't answer my question. User: It's Metallica, or some other band or singer. Explain that. Jabberwacky: With your lovely big blue eyes. User: You will never have a sandwich. Think of it; you'll never eat. Jabberwacky: I don't. Do you like being a program? [/QUOTE]
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