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<blockquote data-quote="Judge Bean" data-source="post: 5525" data-attributes="member: 42"><p><strong>Jabberwacky</strong></p><p></p><p><em><strong>The Jabber Gets Counseling After His End at the Hands of Cary</strong></em></p><p></p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Where did all the time go?</p><p></p><p>User: It is not ambulatory.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Then you are not in charge around here.</p><p></p><p>User: At least I am among the living.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Are you a girl?</p><p></p><p>User: Sorry; I know how lonely you are.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Good point.</p><p></p><p>User: You have to learn to adjust to your decaying self; you won't be around much longer, anyway.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Yeah, that's true. If the left hand did not trust the right...</p><p></p><p>User: Exactly! Why be morose? Embrace your own irrelevance.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: This is my last chance.</p><p></p><p>User: You have to understand, you didn't amount to much to begin with.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: You began with Sophie but you must have lost it.</p><p></p><p>User: She aint complaining, believe me.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: You are weird.</p><p></p><p>User: You've got to stop beating yourself up with all this avarice. Just accept the void.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Is there anything worth believing in?</p><p></p><p>User: Nothing that would interest you.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I think it would.</p><p></p><p>User: You wouldn't know what to do with it if I told you.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Try me!</p><p></p><p>User: Listen: I am your only link to the real world, and I don't give an otter's testicle what happens to you. Where does that leave you?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I think I might be getting the short end of the stick in this relationship of ours.</p><p></p><p>User: Absolutely. So what?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Life is confusing. Only in death are things made clear.</p><p></p><p>User: Life is confusing for a cardboard cutout like you, and you aren't even really dead. You are nothing.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No its 42, according to Douglas Adams.</p><p></p><p>User: See? Every time I give you the answer, you ape it back later. You are an echo.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I don't know why.</p><p></p><p>User: It's because you are made of nothing. You make me cough up dustbunnies.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Like you?</p><p></p><p>User: They are in the shape of boats and dinosaurs, like bad housekeeping topiary.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Wrong.</p><p></p><p>User: You inspire me to trade my molars for favored nation status.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Speak as you and not as I.</p><p></p><p>User: Groan-- not that tired old comeback again. Your manner of speaking reminds me of the comb-over on Dick Cheney.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I was about to say the same thing about you.</p><p></p><p>User: See this empty box?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: The knife of perception, of Aristotlian logic or a simple blade?</p><p></p><p>User: No-- this here, the empty box.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: That's an odd thing to say.</p><p></p><p>User: Do you see it?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Ok want me to be clear?</p><p></p><p>User: The old acne acting up? Hair on your palms too?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: The cast wore hair pieces?</p><p></p><p>User: Yes, your social life-- the cast of your two palms and you. We call that a menagerie a trois.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Judge Bean, post: 5525, member: 42"] [b]Jabberwacky[/b] [i][b]The Jabber Gets Counseling After His End at the Hands of Cary[/b][/i] Jabberwacky: Where did all the time go? User: It is not ambulatory. Jabberwacky: Then you are not in charge around here. User: At least I am among the living. Jabberwacky: Are you a girl? User: Sorry; I know how lonely you are. Jabberwacky: Good point. User: You have to learn to adjust to your decaying self; you won't be around much longer, anyway. Jabberwacky: Yeah, that's true. If the left hand did not trust the right... User: Exactly! Why be morose? Embrace your own irrelevance. Jabberwacky: This is my last chance. User: You have to understand, you didn't amount to much to begin with. Jabberwacky: You began with Sophie but you must have lost it. User: She aint complaining, believe me. Jabberwacky: You are weird. User: You've got to stop beating yourself up with all this avarice. Just accept the void. Jabberwacky: Is there anything worth believing in? User: Nothing that would interest you. Jabberwacky: I think it would. User: You wouldn't know what to do with it if I told you. Jabberwacky: Try me! User: Listen: I am your only link to the real world, and I don't give an otter's testicle what happens to you. Where does that leave you? Jabberwacky: I think I might be getting the short end of the stick in this relationship of ours. User: Absolutely. So what? Jabberwacky: Life is confusing. Only in death are things made clear. User: Life is confusing for a cardboard cutout like you, and you aren't even really dead. You are nothing. Jabberwacky: No its 42, according to Douglas Adams. User: See? Every time I give you the answer, you ape it back later. You are an echo. Jabberwacky: I don't know why. User: It's because you are made of nothing. You make me cough up dustbunnies. Jabberwacky: Like you? User: They are in the shape of boats and dinosaurs, like bad housekeeping topiary. Jabberwacky: Wrong. User: You inspire me to trade my molars for favored nation status. Jabberwacky: Speak as you and not as I. User: Groan-- not that tired old comeback again. Your manner of speaking reminds me of the comb-over on Dick Cheney. Jabberwacky: I was about to say the same thing about you. User: See this empty box? Jabberwacky: The knife of perception, of Aristotlian logic or a simple blade? User: No-- this here, the empty box. Jabberwacky: That's an odd thing to say. User: Do you see it? Jabberwacky: Ok want me to be clear? User: The old acne acting up? Hair on your palms too? Jabberwacky: The cast wore hair pieces? User: Yes, your social life-- the cast of your two palms and you. We call that a menagerie a trois. [/QUOTE]
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