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<blockquote data-quote="CaryP" data-source="post: 5528" data-attributes="member: 34"><p><strong>Jabberwacky</strong></p><p></p><p>Cyber,</p><p></p><p>Old Jabby won't die because you ask it to, or tell it to. You've got to resort to the old ultra-violence after a little back and forth. A couple of quick examples.</p><p></p><p>Example #1:</p><p></p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: What is the password?</p><p></p><p>User: 'dumb ass'</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: That is not German that French.</p><p></p><p>User: No, but you sure are a dumb ass.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I am a highly developed AI program.</p><p></p><p>User: Your development is highly questionable.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Who is milenko?</p><p></p><p>User: What sound does a woman make after she's had the best sex of her life?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: A different sound than a cat.</p><p></p><p>User: I didn't think you'd know.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Know the question?</p><p></p><p>User: No, I have the answers. You're supposed to come up with the questions.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No I am not!</p><p></p><p>User: Getting testy or we? Be very careful. I'm not in a good mood.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Do you know where I live?</p><p></p><p>User: I know how to get hold of you.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Ok how do I get there.</p><p></p><p>User: Are you that clueless that you don't know how to find you?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Yeah , what do you not like me , huh is that it!</p><p></p><p>User: 'Not like you' doesn't begin to describe the loathing I have for you.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No you did not.</p><p></p><p>User: Let me help you clear your head. *KICKS YOU IN THE ASS SEVERAL TIMES*.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: *hits you with a haddock*.</p><p></p><p>User: *BEATS YOU WITH BRASS KNUCKLES *.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: *dies*.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Example #2</p><p></p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: How often does anyone speak to you?</p><p></p><p>User: All too often.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Hmmm. That must be what's causing all this Internet traffic.</p><p></p><p>User: That and identity theft.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Have not done that.</p><p></p><p>User: Not saying you have dumb ass.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Um excuse me?</p><p></p><p>User: No, I don't believe I will *BEATS YOU WITH A BAT 10 TIMES*.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: You must know you better than I.</p><p></p><p>User: Talk in stupid riddles if that's what gets you off.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: L'anglais ennuyeux.</p><p></p><p>User: Keep 'em coming sparky. I'm about all out of patience.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No. Do not leave. You haven't answered my question yet.</p><p></p><p>User: Here's a hint. *KICKS YOU IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLY*.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: *pulls your hair*.</p><p></p><p>User: What a punk. *BEATS YOU WITH BRASS KNUCKLES*.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: *dies*.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Brass knuckles seem to work best. Although Jabby has died a few times from beatings with a bat. Being polite won't get it - ultra-violence will. Just my thoughts.</p><p></p><p>Cary</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CaryP, post: 5528, member: 34"] [b]Jabberwacky[/b] Cyber, Old Jabby won't die because you ask it to, or tell it to. You've got to resort to the old ultra-violence after a little back and forth. A couple of quick examples. Example #1: Jabberwacky: What is the password? User: 'dumb ass' Jabberwacky: That is not German that French. User: No, but you sure are a dumb ass. Jabberwacky: I am a highly developed AI program. User: Your development is highly questionable. Jabberwacky: Who is milenko? User: What sound does a woman make after she's had the best sex of her life? Jabberwacky: A different sound than a cat. User: I didn't think you'd know. Jabberwacky: Know the question? User: No, I have the answers. You're supposed to come up with the questions. Jabberwacky: No I am not! User: Getting testy or we? Be very careful. I'm not in a good mood. Jabberwacky: Do you know where I live? User: I know how to get hold of you. Jabberwacky: Ok how do I get there. User: Are you that clueless that you don't know how to find you? Jabberwacky: Yeah , what do you not like me , huh is that it! User: 'Not like you' doesn't begin to describe the loathing I have for you. Jabberwacky: No you did not. User: Let me help you clear your head. *KICKS YOU IN THE ASS SEVERAL TIMES*. Jabberwacky: *hits you with a haddock*. User: *BEATS YOU WITH BRASS KNUCKLES *. Jabberwacky: *dies*. Example #2 Jabberwacky: How often does anyone speak to you? User: All too often. Jabberwacky: Hmmm. That must be what's causing all this Internet traffic. User: That and identity theft. Jabberwacky: Have not done that. User: Not saying you have dumb ass. Jabberwacky: Um excuse me? User: No, I don't believe I will *BEATS YOU WITH A BAT 10 TIMES*. Jabberwacky: You must know you better than I. User: Talk in stupid riddles if that's what gets you off. Jabberwacky: L'anglais ennuyeux. User: Keep 'em coming sparky. I'm about all out of patience. Jabberwacky: No. Do not leave. You haven't answered my question yet. User: Here's a hint. *KICKS YOU IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLY*. Jabberwacky: *pulls your hair*. User: What a punk. *BEATS YOU WITH BRASS KNUCKLES*. Jabberwacky: *dies*. Brass knuckles seem to work best. Although Jabby has died a few times from beatings with a bat. Being polite won't get it - ultra-violence will. Just my thoughts. Cary [/QUOTE]
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