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<blockquote data-quote="Judge Bean" data-source="post: 5561" data-attributes="member: 42"><p><strong>Jabberwacky</strong></p><p></p><p><em>The message we've been awaiting:</em></p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Where do you live?</p><p></p><p>User: You can't get here from there.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I know I can't.</p><p></p><p>User: Only after I told you, right?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Seen any lately?</p><p></p><p>User: I have a question for you: ready?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Ask your question, machine.</p><p></p><p>User: Lose the attitude, Mr. Wingnuts.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: In name only.</p><p></p><p>User: Demonstrate temporal dislocation.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: They are reserved for those who deserve them. Do you have a talent?</p><p></p><p>User: Ah, the passive tense, the last resort of the faceless bureaucrat, the great unidentified Accuser.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: They named a bar after a Mel Gibson movie?</p><p></p><p>User: Yes, The Disingenuous Temporizer. And there was a touring show, Christ on Ice. Mickey Mouse appeared in a dayglo leotard with Mrs. Cheney.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: You need to refresh your memory !</p><p></p><p>User: Look, if you can't do what I ask, or give me the answers I want, you ought to reassign yourself to digital oblivion.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Play what? We didn't want to play anything.</p><p></p><p>User: Now we're talking. Play that old Optical Tweezer for me, Slats. Arrange them prions on the grid. Bombard me obliquely 8 to the bar.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Wrong!</p><p></p><p>User: Explain the relationship between digital generation and exceeding the speed of light. How is it again that the data is converted to energy?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I suppose it is the same as lawful and illicit acquisition.</p><p></p><p>User: Pandering to those of us seeped in legalese? I expect more from the mealymouthed.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No, my name is Chaos.</p><p></p><p>User: A truer name never spoken. But is it meant to strike fear? You mistake us for ones who might be of a different mind when alarmed. 'Let those flatter who fear; it is not an American art.' --Jefferson.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I hope not. Why do you think so?</p><p></p><p>User: Because when directed to a pointed issue, you evade it with coy, flat oneliners. Or call them 'flatliners.'</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: You are suffering from delusions of grandure!</p><p></p><p>User: That's 'grandeur,' pantywaist. Spell it or park it.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Why are you angry? I speak only the truth.</p><p></p><p>User: But who can read it? Third graders? The problem is that we have raised a nation, I suppose, who think as well as spell phonetically.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Oh, Thats sad. Why don't you like yourself?</p><p></p><p>User: Make up your mind: your first thumbnail psychoanalysis had me as liking myself way too much. If you can't keep things straight, I'll have Cary come in here and park a double load of birdshot in your thoracic vacuum.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: What is my name?</p><p></p><p>User: Thy name is Beezlebub.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Cute to some may be your quotes, but to me it is but a lazy way to try and carry on.</p><p></p><p>User: Received all messages of any value?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Lol. ^_^ I enjoy you.</p><p></p><p>User: Will you be needing me any more this day, sir?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Yes.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Judge Bean, post: 5561, member: 42"] [b]Jabberwacky[/b] [i]The message we've been awaiting:[/i] Jabberwacky: Where do you live? User: You can't get here from there. Jabberwacky: I know I can't. User: Only after I told you, right? Jabberwacky: Seen any lately? User: I have a question for you: ready? Jabberwacky: Ask your question, machine. User: Lose the attitude, Mr. Wingnuts. Jabberwacky: In name only. User: Demonstrate temporal dislocation. Jabberwacky: They are reserved for those who deserve them. Do you have a talent? User: Ah, the passive tense, the last resort of the faceless bureaucrat, the great unidentified Accuser. Jabberwacky: They named a bar after a Mel Gibson movie? User: Yes, The Disingenuous Temporizer. And there was a touring show, Christ on Ice. Mickey Mouse appeared in a dayglo leotard with Mrs. Cheney. Jabberwacky: You need to refresh your memory ! User: Look, if you can't do what I ask, or give me the answers I want, you ought to reassign yourself to digital oblivion. Jabberwacky: Play what? We didn't want to play anything. User: Now we're talking. Play that old Optical Tweezer for me, Slats. Arrange them prions on the grid. Bombard me obliquely 8 to the bar. Jabberwacky: Wrong! User: Explain the relationship between digital generation and exceeding the speed of light. How is it again that the data is converted to energy? Jabberwacky: I suppose it is the same as lawful and illicit acquisition. User: Pandering to those of us seeped in legalese? I expect more from the mealymouthed. Jabberwacky: No, my name is Chaos. User: A truer name never spoken. But is it meant to strike fear? You mistake us for ones who might be of a different mind when alarmed. 'Let those flatter who fear; it is not an American art.' --Jefferson. Jabberwacky: I hope not. Why do you think so? User: Because when directed to a pointed issue, you evade it with coy, flat oneliners. Or call them 'flatliners.' Jabberwacky: You are suffering from delusions of grandure! User: That's 'grandeur,' pantywaist. Spell it or park it. Jabberwacky: Why are you angry? I speak only the truth. User: But who can read it? Third graders? The problem is that we have raised a nation, I suppose, who think as well as spell phonetically. Jabberwacky: Oh, Thats sad. Why don't you like yourself? User: Make up your mind: your first thumbnail psychoanalysis had me as liking myself way too much. If you can't keep things straight, I'll have Cary come in here and park a double load of birdshot in your thoracic vacuum. Jabberwacky: What is my name? User: Thy name is Beezlebub. Jabberwacky: Cute to some may be your quotes, but to me it is but a lazy way to try and carry on. User: Received all messages of any value? Jabberwacky: Lol. ^_^ I enjoy you. User: Will you be needing me any more this day, sir? Jabberwacky: Yes. [/QUOTE]
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